buttermilk is too good man

One of my classmates used CO2 can as a dildo and accidentally poked the seal with her fingernail
Had a visit to a doctor, but there was no damage, just major spook

I bet gyno ward had a good laugh

SHE INFLATED LIKE A BALLOON

No she had a cold rocket lodge itself deep

Amazing

i bet it made that pussy as cold as the arctic ocean

watching this rn. Very interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igzAhozJqv0

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That she actually told someone that story

Yes

And somebody ratted on her

"china's co2 emissions has dropped by 25%" time to make it a perm thing

We were pertty close friends so we shared a lot of such embarrasing stories

Well deserved CO2 thot well deserved

I mean

I'm open to the fact that I partially lost a finger due to safety scissors.

Instead of it being something epic

WAT?

How?

Big brain hours

I was cutting out this really cool caterpillar when I was like 5

Lost a good 10th of my ring finger

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well 5 yearolds fingers are thin af

am big girl now

so my fingers are ok

Hi Big girl

Also where are all the memes?

>Leg hurts
>fix leg by laying down
>if i lay down i sleep
>Always 8+ hours

fml

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun a big girl with a big d-heart

this chocolate video is cool

This is what we in the business like to call "pure evil"

She's in for a shockingly good time

I might learn how to make bread.

I have a scar from almost chopping my own finger off