Chonk

Is that guy bloated or just full of air inside suit

Wait.... is that Cenk?

...He... He looks like a... Volus....

I really want to ask tim pool about this theory I have on a video he made a few weeks ago

Then

Ask him

I will but I am gonna have to pull it up on YouTube

Cause I asked there first, maybe he answered

50% certain your theory is wrong.

Coming up with new conspiracy. Place two sperate things together, add unrelated topics, shake well... connect dots and you got a new conspiracy!

Paradox, flip a coin my theory being correct is heads

pink hair,

tongue out

Why is it only loli characters have the most expressive gifs?

That gif is of Cuck Norris!!

You know it's funny cause a few here dont work, but I am at work

Not how it works, i'm afraid. See there's a 50% chance yoru theory is wrong, but then there is also a 50% chance that I am right that your theory is wrong. So, the chances of your theory actually being right are like 2.5%.

@Timcast https://twitter.com/Tom_Slater_/status/1055163226911137797?s=19

Not how that works I'm afraid becuase if 50% of your theory being correct that I'm wrong means that the other 50% cant be me being wrong, because if I am then it would be 100% of you being correct. However you stated only 50% chance of being correct which means that 50% chance of you being wrong, so in theory I am either 100% correct or 100% wrong by your own words

Leaving an exact 50/50 coin flip

Me being right is heads

Ah, you see you forgot the SBSF.

The what?

statistical bullshit factor.

that puts your chances at being right 2.5%

I would love to work...but unable too.

I work a job, and started a business I'm going places

circles?

Loads a money

Would you hire me, even though I am disabled and a liability?

grats?

Would you allow me to take a break every 2 hours to stretch so I don't get a migraine from hell?

Well seeing as how my job requires contrustion housing probably not

And would you keep me out of danger of getting another neck injury

Unless you could offer a could call center front or something

Ah... those are the requirements they set for me.