Oh, the french Canadians, even the french think they're a joke

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 I agree with that though

**evangelicals are the majority of Christians**
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French Canucks are actually a good laugh if you get them in a chat

Coolitic ousting himself as a philistine

@Ayylmao last time i checked it was catholics who made up the world majority of Christian denominations

Followed by protestants

The French are joke tho

Then orthodox

Protestants and Evangelical Protestants make up a majority in the US

sorry, it is the majority of protestants, and protestants are the majority of Christians

No they aren't

yes it is

Catholics are

in the us

Basically, Prometheus steals the fire and gives it to humans. Zeus finds out and is like "wow, what an asshole, doing nice things for his creations" and nails him to Caucasus. Then he, being the asshole he is, decides to punish humanity for getting gifts. So he does the Pandora thing with the box, creating the first human woman in the process.

After that happens, he takes a look at the state of humanity and goes "oh my, those negative things I gave them made them into damn assholes". And decides to solve that by flooding the world.

Zeus is 👌

you fucking dumb?

it isn't even close

>US
>World

Choose one

>US
>only country that matters

No I'm not dumb, last time i checked john paul was pope

get fucked libtard

<:hyperdoubt:657356297553051728>

he has to double-emoji to boost his own ego lmao

I just wamted to talk about cool cartoons. you people are the fucking worst.

blame Gservator

When you actually look into it how many different types of protestants are there?

I was fine keeping it to Castlevania

he wants to start fights with people to make his dick feel big

you

Nah, Blame the guy claiming he was only acting retarded

brought

it

up

and?

So that piechart isn't actually correct is it? @Coolitic

Then the flood kills everyone, and only Prometheus' son and his wife survive. They pray to Zeus to not shrek them immediately after they find a bit of land, so he's like "fiiine" and tells them to throw stones, which then turn into people.

So, prometheans were all killed during the bronze age, basically (except for the wife) <:smugon:512048583806025739>

Coolitic you're the villain here