Message from @Jokerfaic

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2020-03-11 16:05:59 UTC  

yes it is

2020-03-11 16:06:01 UTC  

Catholics are

2020-03-11 16:06:02 UTC  

in the us

2020-03-11 16:06:03 UTC  

Basically, Prometheus steals the fire and gives it to humans. Zeus finds out and is like "wow, what an asshole, doing nice things for his creations" and nails him to Caucasus. Then he, being the asshole he is, decides to punish humanity for getting gifts. So he does the Pandora thing with the box, creating the first human woman in the process.

After that happens, he takes a look at the state of humanity and goes "oh my, those negative things I gave them made them into damn assholes". And decides to solve that by flooding the world.

Zeus is 👌

2020-03-11 16:06:16 UTC  

you fucking dumb?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687330556068757543/unknown.png

2020-03-11 16:06:18 UTC  

it isn't even close

2020-03-11 16:06:29 UTC  

>US
>World

2020-03-11 16:06:32 UTC  

Choose one

2020-03-11 16:06:36 UTC  

>US
>only country that matters

2020-03-11 16:06:40 UTC  

No I'm not dumb, last time i checked john paul was pope

2020-03-11 16:06:41 UTC  

get fucked libtard

2020-03-11 16:06:41 UTC  

<:hyperdoubt:657356297553051728>

2020-03-11 16:06:59 UTC  

he has to double-emoji to boost his own ego lmao

2020-03-11 16:07:25 UTC  

I just wamted to talk about cool cartoons. you people are the fucking worst.

2020-03-11 16:07:31 UTC  

blame Gservator

2020-03-11 16:07:32 UTC  

When you actually look into it how many different types of protestants are there?

2020-03-11 16:07:36 UTC  

I was fine keeping it to Castlevania

2020-03-11 16:07:43 UTC  

he wants to start fights with people to make his dick feel big

2020-03-11 16:07:52 UTC  

you

2020-03-11 16:07:52 UTC  

Nah, Blame the guy claiming he was only acting retarded

2020-03-11 16:07:54 UTC  

brought

2020-03-11 16:07:55 UTC  

it

2020-03-11 16:07:56 UTC  

up

2020-03-11 16:07:58 UTC  

and?

2020-03-11 16:08:04 UTC  

So that piechart isn't actually correct is it? @Coolitic

2020-03-11 16:08:09 UTC  

Then the flood kills everyone, and only Prometheus' son and his wife survive. They pray to Zeus to not shrek them immediately after they find a bit of land, so he's like "fiiine" and tells them to throw stones, which then turn into people.

So, prometheans were all killed during the bronze age, basically (except for the wife) <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-11 16:08:15 UTC  

Coolitic you're the villain here

2020-03-11 16:08:27 UTC  

"You didn't start the hostilities, you just brought up something that caused another retard to start hostilities"

2020-03-11 16:08:28 UTC  

you're all guilty

2020-03-11 16:08:37 UTC  

And?

2020-03-11 16:09:09 UTC  

I say it has a ***bit*** too much Christian-bashing, and this is somehow my fault for causing an argument

2020-03-11 16:09:19 UTC  

I dont even go on to say anything else about it until asked to

2020-03-11 16:09:31 UTC  

not my fault Gserv is such a whiny bitch

2020-03-11 16:09:35 UTC  

i heard castlevania has a gay sex scene in i

2020-03-11 16:09:35 UTC  

Fuck Catholics

2020-03-11 16:09:40 UTC  

AMRI MUTTS going about thinking there the world

2020-03-11 16:09:41 UTC  

that disqualifies it from being good anyway

2020-03-11 16:09:42 UTC  

lol

2020-03-11 16:09:48 UTC  

also

2020-03-11 16:09:48 UTC  

(This post was made by Protestant Gang)

2020-03-11 16:09:51 UTC  

@Coolitic cooltic i want to address the piechart you posted showing the stats for denominations of christianity, there are many many forms of protestants, all with differing beliefs, so to lump them all under one label isn't very intellectually honest