I like the greek version

Did you know it actually forbids predictions for the end of the world within the bible, only god knows when it will end and to try to work it out yourself is basically doing the same as what adam and eve did, you're undermining God's word and law (I'm looking at you evangelicals)

*Looks at Islam*

evangelicals are scumfucks and traitors to America

evangelicals are the majority of Christians

that buzzword doesn't mean what you think it does

it is a common mischaracterization

evangelical means proselytizing btw

it has nothing to do with denomination

Everyone who doesn't speak english ought to, and those who refuse should be forced to

or even christianity

Oh, the french Canadians, even the french think they're a joke

@numbSKULLery_8f4812 I agree with that though

**evangelicals are the majority of Christians**
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French Canucks are actually a good laugh if you get them in a chat

Coolitic ousting himself as a philistine

@Ayylmao last time i checked it was catholics who made up the world majority of Christian denominations

Followed by protestants

The French are joke tho

Then orthodox

Protestants and Evangelical Protestants make up a majority in the US

sorry, it is the majority of protestants, and protestants are the majority of Christians

No they aren't

yes it is

Catholics are

in the us

Basically, Prometheus steals the fire and gives it to humans. Zeus finds out and is like "wow, what an asshole, doing nice things for his creations" and nails him to Caucasus. Then he, being the asshole he is, decides to punish humanity for getting gifts. So he does the Pandora thing with the box, creating the first human woman in the process.

After that happens, he takes a look at the state of humanity and goes "oh my, those negative things I gave them made them into damn assholes". And decides to solve that by flooding the world.

Zeus is 👌

you fucking dumb?

it isn't even close

>US
>World

Choose one

>US
>only country that matters

No I'm not dumb, last time i checked john paul was pope

get fucked libtard

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he has to double-emoji to boost his own ego lmao

I just wamted to talk about cool cartoons. you people are the fucking worst.