Message from @Thundermark

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2020-03-11 18:42:56 UTC  

we own everything

2020-03-11 18:43:01 UTC  

If the Mongols can kill that many in less than a century, what are the over and under on the 6 million with modern tech?

2020-03-11 18:43:03 UTC  

dAmn

2020-03-11 18:43:06 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2020-03-11 18:43:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687370081109540909/1583949784671s.png

2020-03-11 18:43:18 UTC  

niggers jim

2020-03-11 18:43:20 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2020-03-11 18:43:28 UTC  

the IRL assassins were just a bunch of weed smoking islamic mystics

2020-03-11 18:43:29 UTC  

y'know, the Hashanshin that even **Salah al dihn** couldn't defeat?

2020-03-11 18:43:41 UTC  

> the IRL assassins were just a bunch of weed smoking islamic mystics
@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) And? They were still effective

2020-03-11 18:43:54 UTC  

eid al fag <:smugay:593502151758708776>

2020-03-11 18:43:55 UTC  

but not as epic as in the games

2020-03-11 18:43:57 UTC  
2020-03-11 18:44:10 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687370298013646869/ES2RXXJXgAAwbU8.png

2020-03-11 18:44:18 UTC  

turns out sneaky cunts can be quite effective at unaware targets

2020-03-11 18:44:31 UTC  

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) again, **Salah al dihn,** one of the greatest warrior-kings in history (a worthy opponent to King Richard the Lionheart) couldn't break the Hashanshin

2020-03-11 18:44:39 UTC  

Think about it, what's harder to fight? A stationary ruler that you can map his movement easily, or a wandering horde of autonomous units of savage steppe warriors on horseback?

2020-03-11 18:45:22 UTC  

a main weakness of steppe hordes was sieges

2020-03-11 18:45:23 UTC  

The Hashanshin had a de-facto state made up of mountain fortresses like Alamut

2020-03-11 18:45:25 UTC  

until the mongols....

2020-03-11 18:45:40 UTC  

> a main weakness of steppe hordes was sieges
@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) not after they got Chinese siege engines...

2020-03-11 18:45:48 UTC  

@Thundermark exactly

2020-03-11 18:45:51 UTC  

Yes, *that* Alamut

2020-03-11 18:46:03 UTC  

The horde is very centralized in command but military tactic is autonomously controlled by unit leaders allowing for far more flexible maneuvers

2020-03-11 18:46:14 UTC  

nah they must have similar numbers to China

2020-03-11 18:46:27 UTC  

this makes China seem suspicious

2020-03-11 18:46:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687370911996837952/nutmilk.png

2020-03-11 18:46:39 UTC  

and the fact that the mongols had very skilled and talented leaders

2020-03-11 18:46:58 UTC  

the horde consists of only 100 thousand horsemen btw

2020-03-11 18:47:13 UTC  

The Hashanshin's biggest mistake was biting off more than they could chew & trying to take out Halagu Khan (they failed, were destroyed for their impudence, & years later, Halagu shat himself to death in China)

2020-03-11 18:47:26 UTC  

lol

2020-03-11 18:47:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687371123079643137/ES2PVlPUEAEWMuH.png

2020-03-11 18:47:30 UTC  

Alternative plans for the Houses of Parliament

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687371136090243133/iu.png

2020-03-11 18:47:37 UTC  

And yeah Mongols have a long memory, they never let slights go.

2020-03-11 18:48:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/687371261873356927/hill_political_compass.jpg

2020-03-11 18:48:58 UTC  

>open marriage

2020-03-11 18:48:59 UTC  

why

2020-03-11 18:49:30 UTC  

Because cuck

2020-03-11 18:49:54 UTC  

The battle of Hogwarts would be different if an American wizard was present.