Message from @PerformedShelf

Discord ID: 505190179011559425


2018-10-26 01:21:41 UTC  

Guys do you have any garbage.

2018-10-26 01:21:48 UTC  

I'm really peckish for some garbage.

2018-10-26 01:21:58 UTC  

I'm already always "randomly selected for additional screening" whenever I fly somewhere.

2018-10-26 01:22:50 UTC  

What kind of garbage?

2018-10-26 01:22:59 UTC  

Possibly hot garbage.

2018-10-26 01:23:20 UTC  

I just call it TMZ

2018-10-26 01:23:26 UTC  

Zing.

2018-10-26 01:23:52 UTC  

Whoa whoa whoa

2018-10-26 01:23:57 UTC  

What's with all this metaphorical garbage.

2018-10-26 01:24:13 UTC  

I want actual, terribly smelling, every day refuse.

2018-10-26 01:24:18 UTC  

Sup people

2018-10-26 01:24:23 UTC  

Theres probably plenty more of Leftist garbage coming up in the stead of Armistice day

2018-10-26 01:24:24 UTC  

None of these opinions of things you don't like.

2018-10-26 01:24:30 UTC  

Just feed me TRASH. REAL TRASH

2018-10-26 01:24:38 UTC  

I've had it with the METAPHORICAL GARBAGE. >A<

2018-10-26 01:24:40 UTC  

Oh. Uh. . .sorry. The garbage collection was yesterday.

2018-10-26 01:24:48 UTC  

If someone asked for "gold" Would you tell them the name of your favorite show?

2018-10-26 01:24:52 UTC  

That's for the birds!!

2018-10-26 01:24:59 UTC  

I would tell them a joke that is comedy gold.

2018-10-26 01:25:05 UTC  

**FUCK YOU SIR**

2018-10-26 01:25:24 UTC  

Well, I just finished my pack of chocolate biscuits, would you like the wrapper?

2018-10-26 01:25:32 UTC  

**Fuck yes.**

2018-10-26 01:25:43 UTC  

Well I do say I shall not. 😄

2018-10-26 01:25:56 UTC  

It's a good wrapper too, McVities are good biscuits

2018-10-26 01:26:12 UTC  

Sounds like shipping will be a pain

2018-10-26 01:26:17 UTC  

This guy knows what I'm all about.

2018-10-26 01:26:24 UTC  

I strongly identify with this character.

2018-10-26 01:26:46 UTC  

We defuse a special package sent to me from our good friend Adam in Florida using all our favorite tools.

2018-10-26 01:26:47 UTC  

You identify with pipe bombs from Abom?

2018-10-26 01:26:54 UTC  

Florida...

2018-10-26 01:26:56 UTC  

lol

2018-10-26 01:27:14 UTC  

Danny Devito is Comedy Gold and a National Treasure.

2018-10-26 01:27:21 UTC  

Indeed.

2018-10-26 01:27:33 UTC  

Good thing he's small enough to fit on the shelf

2018-10-26 01:27:39 UTC  

Nicholas Cage might try to kidnap him.

2018-10-26 01:28:03 UTC  

I was drawin savepoints.

2018-10-26 01:28:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/505190908577185793/unknown.png

2018-10-26 01:28:32 UTC  

Red ones let you restore HP and all that.

2018-10-26 01:28:36 UTC  

Blue one does not