damn reddit is being gay as hell

-Being Dutch will get you fined

-It is illegal for brother/sister in laws to marry one another

that's fucking gay

Umm

at least here in Florida we don't have dumb laws like that

If being fined can get you fined, will you go into an infinite loop of fines?

In laws are in laws from marriage

Maybe there's a fine cap?

So you'd have to marry your spouses sibling while you were still married to your spouse.

Florida actually needs a law for that last one

In Florida it is illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.

I should be able to marry my sister

can you be fined for sucking dick

what if it's your brothers though

Ask your mom.

If you do it in public I imagine

Florida, the source of endless memes for the rest of the usa

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"Florida man..."

Or if they're selling you their services XD

@Undead Mockingbird that's just a sign that that has happened.... Maybe more than once

Florida is the best

Probably.

@>_ you can if you can do it where any of the public can see you doing it

Florida Man is my super hero. There should be a movie about him.

paying for sex is illegal, unless you video tape it and upload it to the internet for even more money

i'd watch that movie

I'd be in that movie

same

lol

. . .

It would probably have Adam Sandler in the lead role.

not anymore

?

looks like I'm staying away from Florida

sandler is a hasbeen

he's washed up

he can't do it

When hasn't he?

lol