Or 'Mars Aeternam', if you have more dollars than sense

http://tombanwell.com/plaguedoctorstore/icarus-plague-doctor-mask-in-white-steampunk

*than

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Get it now while it lasts.

people are speeding in Italy on empty streets

fuck <:peperage:588019564575457311> @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

rascals

how dare you @Rölli

Lol

Wait a second... I'm not the NPC here!

Well I'm not either, so one of us is lying.

*Actually*...

From a certain perspective we're all NPCs.

This is what happens when 2 computers talk to each other

no bat shoup for you

Lauci is self proclaimed NPC

*I'm* the main character in my own story - not yours.

is chinese only brand

Actually im just a narrator not a player

I'm the nameless extra who dies horribly in a dark comedy game

Of course, when I enter other people's stories I tend to end up as the main character for the moment...

You're the guy who tells me where to go the get the macguffin

Though I never go, because I havent been given a permission 😦

Man a macguffin sounds delicious

your the guy that lives longer then expected but dies horribly in the end by either an old foe or a friend

>im the protaganist, because if i cant turn my life into some form of narrative then im forced to accept that my life is relatively inconsequential and will expire with little sound

k bro

Some Mcguffins *are* delicious, though some are highly radioactive.

@Skoal yes, mcmuffins are nice

idk man, I've never tried Puffins

you're all npcs lmao <:npc:502497359419408384>

Mcnukes for everyone

Thats what a NPC would say

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There are many guards in the castle.

NPCs are those without an internal monologue