https://youtu.be/ozx5ev96Qtk?t=38

why am i watching that vaporeon video.

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coz u gae

First ones are in.

>water based biology
>literally all animals

I'm 70% cum.

Sorry.

i thought you said you were a virgin

or are you getting high on your own supply

One time I blinded myself

i feel like everyones made a mess of themselves at least once by accident

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Vaporeon *is* the cum chalice?

https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/thousands-attended-miami-gay-festival-several-later-tested-positive-coronavirus-n1161496?cid=sm_npd_nn_fb_ot&fbclid=IwAR3h7sqzgSTqsid7Xj6PVY6ZmSFcDl735zbA6sdWINPkfA2JsdPmwdQsnzY

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun Increase your DEX stat next time you level up.

@SkeF heir to the cum throne

First time I did anything with the reverse entrance I shot so far it hit my headboard.

Then, you'll be able to aim your cumshots.

You think I don't? It's hilarious.

> can aim
> hits self in face

🤔

I prefer to finish inside, though. Pulling out is for weaklings.

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i mean its not an issue for someone like yourself really

You don't prefer anything.
Preference implies experience.

you just take a white shit

ppl have a really bizarre talking to doing ratio

true

I like boys cus they're cuter.

Nerds are cute too.

BRUH

i like feminine people of either gender that put effort in to accentuating that without being total sluts <:smugon:512048583806025739>

I just want somebody to jam to Daft Punk with

@Steyr "Thick" Shotgun You white?

uh, yeah.

Whiter than most.

THEN MAKE CHILDREN