Message from @Thundermark

Discord ID: 689587705658867964


2020-03-17 21:28:36 UTC  

Herd of bacon

2020-03-17 21:28:38 UTC  

That turn everything they meet upside down

2020-03-17 21:28:51 UTC  

@Xaverius maybe if there are people out there

2020-03-17 21:28:54 UTC  

but there arent

2020-03-17 21:28:59 UTC  

and everything is made of stone and brick

2020-03-17 21:29:01 UTC  

theyll be fine

2020-03-17 21:29:07 UTC  
2020-03-17 21:29:12 UTC  

Boar meat tastes like ammonia

2020-03-17 21:29:54 UTC  

But people do eat boar meat.

2020-03-17 21:29:59 UTC  

Just grab some spears bro

2020-03-17 21:32:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689586988562645035/IMG_20200317_211327.png

2020-03-17 21:33:17 UTC  

Nice locker

2020-03-17 21:33:56 UTC  

Nice lock, bro

2020-03-17 21:34:30 UTC  

Wait, one of those guns is black!

2020-03-17 21:34:37 UTC  

[gasp]

2020-03-17 21:34:43 UTC  

Can it be?

2020-03-17 21:35:05 UTC  

An ass... salt WEAPON`?

2020-03-17 21:35:12 UTC  

@Uksio #BlackGunsMatter

2020-03-17 21:35:17 UTC  

weapon of war is the proper term

2020-03-17 21:35:20 UTC  

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/689587704081547308/how_to_fix_broken_mayonnaise.png

2020-03-17 21:35:37 UTC  

Broken. Mayonnaise.

2020-03-17 21:35:39 UTC  

Mayo that didn't emulsify.

2020-03-17 21:36:00 UTC  

I tcan shott 3,5 moon clip mazine loaders per second to kill 500 people every minute without reloading!"

2020-03-17 21:36:03 UTC  

But... is "broken" the right term for that?

2020-03-17 21:36:07 UTC  

Tuly the horror

2020-03-17 21:36:30 UTC  

> I tcan shott 3,5 moon clip mazine loaders per second to kill 500 people every minute without reloading!"
@Uksio
If something like that exists, I want it

2020-03-17 21:36:47 UTC  

I think "split" is more proper? I think broken is fine.

2020-03-17 21:37:24 UTC  

I tried supergluing my broken off tooth back

2020-03-17 21:37:32 UTC  

Didn't work

2020-03-17 21:37:55 UTC  

Superglue gets all wet and white eventually and it falls off

2020-03-17 21:38:18 UTC  

You sure you're not patient zero?

2020-03-17 21:38:25 UTC  

Huffing glue and all

2020-03-17 21:38:27 UTC  

superglue

2020-03-17 21:38:42 UTC  

Superglue is harmless

2020-03-17 21:39:00 UTC  

You can also use it to patch out the cuts and gunshot wounds

2020-03-17 21:39:05 UTC  

They literally make medical super glue.

2020-03-17 21:39:08 UTC  

Stitchless stitching

2020-03-17 21:39:20 UTC  

Look up dermabond.

2020-03-17 21:39:34 UTC  

The harm in superglue injuries is not chemical, it's mechanical

2020-03-17 21:39:55 UTC  

People glue together lips, eyelids, fingers, anal cavity etc.