Message from @Goddess Tyche

Discord ID: 690247061970747408


2020-03-19 17:10:46 UTC  

Literally the only four places in china I like is Tibet, inner Mongolia, hong kong and macau

2020-03-19 17:10:52 UTC  

Chinese are so paranoid about the famine, they eat everything they see. Thanks Mao

2020-03-19 17:11:06 UTC  

@tea_in_space And most of those aren't even china!

2020-03-19 17:11:13 UTC  

Exactly @Xaverius

2020-03-19 17:11:33 UTC  

China is like the EU, but somehow worse.

2020-03-19 17:11:46 UTC  

Less stars but more blood on the flag

2020-03-19 17:12:02 UTC  

China will soon have more internet freedom, than EU

2020-03-19 17:12:02 UTC  

OOF

2020-03-19 17:12:25 UTC  

this fucking timeline, man

2020-03-19 17:12:40 UTC  

Rome should have conquered China and turned it into dust

2020-03-19 17:12:51 UTC  

wait so do i have this right
>condition your population to eat literally anything so they dont starve to death
>becomes tradition used beyond necessity
>infect entire planet
>blame someone else

2020-03-19 17:13:16 UTC  

Genghis Khan didn't go far enough

2020-03-19 17:13:26 UTC  

Bloody ccp

2020-03-19 17:13:57 UTC  

@Goddess Tyche Well, if Alexander didn't fuck everything he saw, that could've happened

2020-03-19 17:14:04 UTC  

If I was a diplomat I feel like I would find it hard to not just insult china 24/7

2020-03-19 17:14:58 UTC  

My neighbor loves china so much, she moved there to study. Now she's stuck there

2020-03-19 17:15:09 UTC  

Fuck your neighbor

2020-03-19 17:15:14 UTC  

well, not literally

2020-03-19 17:15:22 UTC  

I was about to say

2020-03-19 17:15:23 UTC  

you'll get all manners of disease

2020-03-19 17:15:56 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690247194741178371/coronavirus-2.png

2020-03-19 17:16:00 UTC  

I would have to throw flour on her to even find out where the entrance is

2020-03-19 17:16:09 UTC  

Also wow, Lydia out for revenge? Sure came a long way from Skyrim.

2020-03-19 17:16:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690247308520194101/ETfLfJHWoAMznUg.png

2020-03-19 17:16:40 UTC  

Final panel should just be YES

2020-03-19 17:16:50 UTC  

works better

2020-03-19 17:16:54 UTC  

one less word

2020-03-19 17:16:59 UTC  

more affirming

2020-03-19 17:17:04 UTC  

I'm not a racist. My wife's eye is black

2020-03-19 17:18:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690247731847102607/joey-wearing-facemask-made-in-china-takes-it-off-friends-corona-virus.png

2020-03-19 17:21:37 UTC  

WE GOT GOLD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690248627079348320/89858536_201125231216551_753276513460621660_n.jpg

2020-03-19 17:21:50 UTC  

It must be probed.

2020-03-19 17:21:57 UTC  

*Unzips*

2020-03-19 17:22:31 UTC  

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2020-03-19 17:24:14 UTC  

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2020-03-19 17:25:23 UTC  

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2020-03-19 17:25:36 UTC  

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2020-03-19 17:26:41 UTC  

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