Message from @Sizeable_lad

Discord ID: 690966852591026196


2020-03-21 16:53:16 UTC  

wipe ass with cat

2020-03-21 16:53:21 UTC  

wipe ass with curtains

2020-03-21 16:53:27 UTC  

wipe ass with dirty bedsheets

2020-03-21 16:53:28 UTC  

Just don’t wipe

2020-03-21 16:53:30 UTC  

The stiff greasy hair really cleans the sphincter

2020-03-21 16:53:33 UTC  

wipe ass with pants

I mean...Maybe all these people just played Left 4 Dead.

You find a lot of stuff on the walls about there being guns, ammo, and medkits all over the damn place but not a single square of toilet paper.

2020-03-21 16:53:38 UTC  

Let it ferment

2020-03-21 16:53:40 UTC  

wipe ass on wives hair

2020-03-21 16:53:46 UTC  

shower ass

2020-03-21 16:53:55 UTC  

wipe ass on children

2020-03-21 16:54:04 UTC  

Jankum time

2020-03-21 16:54:09 UTC  

wipe ass on childrens clothes

2020-03-21 16:54:16 UTC  

wipe ass on infant

2020-03-21 16:54:21 UTC  

they shit themselves anyway

2020-03-21 16:54:21 UTC  

Wipe ass on pope francis

2020-03-21 16:54:22 UTC  

I demand my gov assigned ass wiper

2020-03-21 16:55:03 UTC  

wipe ass on your free british flag which you can get from your local parlimentary representative along with a framed portrait of the monarch

2020-03-21 16:55:32 UTC  

Wipe ass on mecha

2020-03-21 16:55:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678531385123667998/690966846710743060/image0.jpg

2020-03-21 16:55:35 UTC  

fr tho you can totally call your local mp and get a free flag and portrait or dear queenie

2020-03-21 16:55:57 UTC  

is pope francis even real?

2020-03-21 16:56:01 UTC  

like think for a second

2020-03-21 16:56:07 UTC  

In canuckistan tho?

2020-03-21 16:56:09 UTC  

have you ever SEEN pope francis

2020-03-21 16:56:11 UTC  

I want to wipe my ass with the Union Jack and mail it to dankula

2020-03-21 16:56:25 UTC  

@RAM II i think its doable in all the colonies

2020-03-21 16:56:33 UTC  

Oooh

2020-03-21 16:56:41 UTC  

its british constitutional law

2020-03-21 16:56:49 UTC  

Prolly not now cause they are all quarantine

2020-03-21 16:56:50 UTC  

by which all colonies technically abide

2020-03-21 16:57:03 UTC  

Pandemic time err body

2020-03-21 16:57:32 UTC  

What do the Union Jack and teresa may have in common? They will both be hanging from a poll when all this is over

2020-03-21 16:57:49 UTC  

?

2020-03-21 16:57:52 UTC  

who the fuck is theresa may

2020-03-21 16:58:21 UTC  

Some twitch streamer probably

2020-03-21 16:58:31 UTC  

Theresa *

2020-03-21 16:59:20 UTC  

what the fuck. is a david cameron?!?!?!

2020-03-21 16:59:22 UTC  

no one can tell me

2020-03-21 16:59:22 UTC  

no one knows

2020-03-21 16:59:31 UTC  

anyhow i must go as doom eternal is downloading at an incredibly slow pace and i need to speed it up by shutting down other connections so i can kill jew- i mean demons