and i didnt pay money for this specifically

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but youve all heard this many times from other subscribestar folk

so i digress

How much toilet paper one should buy

None

if you unironically stock toilet paper, you've got the brain of a nats foreskin.

wipe ass with garden hose

wipe ass with leaves and dirt

We're actually running out @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

wipe ass with shower

I use a racoon

WAFFLE STOMP THOSE TURD NUGGETS

use the carpet like a dog with worms

wipe ass with cat

wipe ass with curtains

wipe ass with dirty bedsheets

Just don’t wipe

The stiff greasy hair really cleans the sphincter

wipe ass with pants

I mean...Maybe all these people just played Left 4 Dead.

You find a lot of stuff on the walls about there being guns, ammo, and medkits all over the damn place but not a single square of toilet paper.

Let it ferment

wipe ass on wives hair

shower ass

wipe ass on children

Jankum time

wipe ass on childrens clothes

wipe ass on infant

they shit themselves anyway

Wipe ass on pope francis

I demand my gov assigned ass wiper

wipe ass on your free british flag which you can get from your local parlimentary representative along with a framed portrait of the monarch

Wipe ass on mecha

@RAM II

fr tho you can totally call your local mp and get a free flag and portrait or dear queenie

is pope francis even real?

like think for a second

In canuckistan tho?

have you ever SEEN pope francis

I want to wipe my ass with the Union Jack and mail it to dankula