https://twitter.com/13PercentCommit/status/1241269221037932544?s=20

As a drug dealer i still leave my house every once in a while

The NPCs are busy writing for huffington post and chugging Soy. They've never had a hard day's work in their life, brother.

*Cough cough

I have often said that I'm gay, but not a faggot.

"bro youre a dealer bro thats so cool bro it was so subtle how you mentioned your totally radical occupation bro"

and yeah styer i highly agree

He who be a fag may also be a nigger. Never go full nigger faggot

although i sometimes like to wear the banner of white trash with some pride

I was making a black people joke

Look at the green people talk. They think their voice matters here 😂

You’ve gone full nigger faggot

green

lmao

colourblind

Imagine paying money to a Jew for a higher tier even though that their gets shit on like everyone else

i dont actually care about my discord rank

its not a very important thing to care about

and i didnt pay money for this specifically

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but youve all heard this many times from other subscribestar folk

so i digress

How much toilet paper one should buy

None

if you unironically stock toilet paper, you've got the brain of a nats foreskin.

wipe ass with garden hose

wipe ass with leaves and dirt

We're actually running out @Steyr "Thick" Shotgun

wipe ass with shower

I use a racoon

WAFFLE STOMP THOSE TURD NUGGETS

use the carpet like a dog with worms

wipe ass with cat

wipe ass with curtains

wipe ass with dirty bedsheets

Just don’t wipe

The stiff greasy hair really cleans the sphincter

wipe ass with pants

I mean...Maybe all these people just played Left 4 Dead.

You find a lot of stuff on the walls about there being guns, ammo, and medkits all over the damn place but not a single square of toilet paper.