Message from @Dan V

Discord ID: 507878379295342602


2018-11-02 10:16:53 UTC  

lellerskates

2018-11-02 10:17:29 UTC  

If you lost a war against Canada, you would still be sad, but you wouldn't feel so bad about it.

2018-11-02 10:17:47 UTC  

They would probably apologize for winning.

2018-11-02 10:17:57 UTC  

unless it's about hockey

2018-11-02 10:18:02 UTC  

or maple syrup

2018-11-02 10:18:03 UTC  

and then let you migrate and leech welfare

2018-11-02 10:18:07 UTC  

😦

2018-11-02 10:18:11 UTC  

it's true

2018-11-02 10:18:16 UTC  

but, i would die before i get service

2018-11-02 10:18:17 UTC  

lel

2018-11-02 10:23:54 UTC  
2018-11-02 10:51:48 UTC  

Majestic creature

2018-11-02 10:53:27 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/507869846956933151/IMG_20181102_131449.png

2018-11-02 11:07:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/507873414070009856/images-10.jpg

2018-11-02 11:11:53 UTC  

we're sorry we beat you in war, eh. here have a double-double from timmies and tickets to a Leafs game - Canada after winning a war

2018-11-02 11:15:56 UTC  

@Scribblehatch that's gold

2018-11-02 11:26:27 UTC  

@Dan V Don't forget free tickets to Celene Dion

2018-11-02 11:26:44 UTC  

i think she has a show in Vegas now, though

2018-11-02 11:26:53 UTC  

she's still Canadian

2018-11-02 11:27:21 UTC  

so is Lorne Michaels but you wouldn't give tickets to SNL

2018-11-02 11:27:38 UTC  

like that terrorist guy who was in a US terror-camp

And got a settlement from Trudeau

2018-11-02 11:29:22 UTC  

yeah, that settlement was an atrocity

2018-11-02 11:29:44 UTC  

terrorists don't fall under the geneva convention

2018-11-02 11:30:26 UTC  

yeah but its the current year, so now they do

2018-11-02 11:30:58 UTC  

who knows what Season 4 of 2016 will bring

2018-11-02 11:31:20 UTC  

true

2018-11-02 11:32:22 UTC  

chances are very good dems will not retake the senate

2018-11-02 11:32:44 UTC  

but imagine the autistic screeching if they also do not retake the house of representatives

2018-11-02 11:32:48 UTC  

oh man

2018-11-02 11:32:50 UTC  

the memes

2018-11-02 11:33:43 UTC  

gonna be gud

2018-11-02 11:39:52 UTC  

Canadians listen to Justin beiber

2018-11-02 11:43:10 UTC  

@Dan V the WHAMEN screaming to the sky

2018-11-02 11:43:17 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEE

2018-11-02 11:43:18 UTC  

I sometimes watch gore.

2018-11-02 11:43:18 UTC  

it's my understanding that Beibs has some bangers but i think i've only heard one of his songs from beginning to end

2018-11-02 11:43:34 UTC  

<:FeelsReeMan:448935600473767937>

2018-11-02 11:43:39 UTC  

I think listening to Bieber is like watching gore.

2018-11-02 11:43:52 UTC  

Bieber is to the ears what gore is to the eyes.

2018-11-02 11:44:05 UTC  

change my mind