Our tails were lost too long ago to get a real tail

Out of what we have left

Nigga you know what belongs to me? A 12 ga and 3000 rounds of bird shot. Tell me how much the pidgeons own the city.

Basically just Coccyx growing with longer vertebrae, resulting in a chimpanzee-like tail that does not look impressive

What is interesting in humans though

There are only 3 cases in history when those tails even formed fully

Is the MSTN gene

Most are partially ingrown into buttock skin and ugly looking

Break the fucker and you have an instant body builder

@deusvult and a heart disease

Eh

You can fix that later

I'm not here to fat shame but hi

those animals that lack myostatine, they all suffer from heard diseases

Shut up bones you like ponies

Ironman is FeMale

That's dogs though

Dogs are fucked

Really really bad

In oxen it doesnt hurt

And when it happens to humans they seem to be okay

I hate myself for not starting to play mount and blade warband earlier

No. The heart tissue gets blockages more easily

I love when I ask a chat how they are and they all just reply with good, like how am I supposed to carry a conversation from there you retard, ask me how I am

Just get the gene out of that one italian family

They basically need to follow a heart-saving diet all their lives

That makes blockages impossible

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@Papa John's Day of Reckoning they are all socially awkward that's why

They’re all retarded is what they are

Something in their blood keeps plaque from building up

They couldn’t even be bothered to say “good, you?”

Blockages are caused by a natural response to healing wounds.
That italian family does not get blockages, but also bleeds for much longer than other people

Everything is a tradeoff in genes

Not everything

Big pp genes just make big pp