How do you fail at killing a mancubus?
They're fat, and slow?

Guys what if trump came out tomorrow and declared that we are annexing Canada

And like our entire armed forces moved in to Toronto

What would they do?

thats pretty depressing lol

All 100 Canadian military men gonna fight off the strongest country in the world?

The heroic last stand of the mounties

Their entire armed forces consists of two sacks of potatoes and a jar of maple syrup

The fuck are they going to do to stop us

Annex

Throw hockey sticks at us?

Not a single American was injured

All the badass Canadians died in ww2

Anything in canada is unworthy of becoming a US state. Only territory.

They have to prove themselves through slave labor

No here’s the thing, split California into 5 states, make Puerto Rico and Guam states, annex Canada and make each province a state, annex Mexico and make every Mexican state a state and we have 100 states

I think i’m finally gonna stop beating my meat

California should be six actually

Annex the whole world

I can’t math

North America is a step in that direction

Annex ur mum

Neighbors first city later

How do i go to sleep without beating my meat

And we have fucked over the senate and congress. and we have a canadian nigger mexican president that is a commie drug lord tranny.

Well done

Yeah turning cali into 6 states would make 12 senators

Just for cali

Just don’t let Californians have rights

Can you imagine how many votes that group will overturn?

thus why we need more territories and not more states.

Trump would’ve been impeached if this plan was real

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people in territories dont vote for shit

I’m taking cali

If it was 6 states

also another reason why Puerto rico should never become a us state.

Democrats in everything permanently

Puerto rico should be one