is she okay?

whats with rockets and suns?

Most irresponsible thing god could do is let me have an influence on children

I was raised by a man, before I could walk, that wasn't even my biological father and I am very very grateful for him-- my biological father was a bad person, and was my moms sperm donor

yeah came back about 4 days prior

well good to hear for your sake

He taught me to surf :) lol

eew

hippie

Has me freaked out

We all have a vitamin D deficiency cause we are in our mother's basements all day

If only we still had Pope Benedict.

We might be looking at a legitimate Crusade.

no, cos we live int he north wtf

So far my dad's taught me to shoot, fish, put yourself in potentially dangerous situations in the name of fun, and how to BS your way out of a ticket

In nomine padre, deus vult, irmanes!

jokes on you Hiniku! i have enough vitamin D cuz i suck my own di...

wait, this chat must be SFW

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the level of intellectual effort here

jesus

He also taught me a bit on my religion

I'd have to disagree laci green is not convincing for me @Dr.Wol

@Coochie coo who?

When are we crusading for hawaii

oh she not convincing me either but she's a lot less angry feminist

when Maui is gone

I think we already control Hawaii.

And shes fat now :X

US is an empire, change my mind

Haters gonna hate

Lol

U.S. NEEDS TO BE AN EMPIRE CHANGE MY MIND

Empire requires an absolute authority emperor

Trump is not absolute

hence US not empire

@Dr.Wol thats not the definition of empire

*debunked stamp*

i said it requires, not defines

no shit Sherlock

My adopted dad taugh me how to surf at the age of 7 @Kali Yuga

@Dr.Wol kek

Empires are ruled by power
Republics are ruled by law