swipe-o to typo

mm messey typing

is that when you type on your keyboard

Messi typing? 😉

cuz those things are dirty af

all the dried semen gunking up the keys n stuff

XD

tax evading keys

what idiot comes on his keyboard

you can throw it away at that point

a kleenex can't be that hard to find in one's house

you can always use a keyboard condom

or you know, dont spunk over your keyboard, like a sane person 😛

don't want to empregarent your keyboard

god, Tim is gonna read this and be like "you resorted to this have you...?"

and he'll be disappointed

just another person disappointed in me. what else is new

Oh i know

Cumming inside the various ports and plug-in holes > cumming on keyboard

we'll blame that vid he made about wamen wanting a sex embargo until midterms

just say you're a democrat, then you can get away doing just about everything.. news report will say its a new sport the new generation

the wahmen don't sex with me, tim. this is drumpf's america

true, child molestation is legal now if you're a democrat 🤔

That sex strike is prostitution. They say 'we will not have sex with you unless you vote Dem' I hear 'we will have sex with you if you vote Dem.

whoring yourself out for the Democratic party is like its MO since 2016

i'd rather not have sex with them. they're the type of wahmen who will #metoo you in ten years

then you're doing it wrong 😄

a real man would turn a democrat wamen into a republican 😄

they don't want to get married, though

I mean tim said this himself,

single/poor women vote democrat

rich/married wamen vote republican

pff, they'll marry if it gets them money and status 😉

look at Hollywood stars

just get that pre-nup

😉

although there are people in Hollywood who are clearly out of their minds, i think some people in hollywood keep up appearances in order to keep getting work

oh they all do

the whole MeToo was basically washed-up female actors wanting a new publicity boost

by selling out their peers

that fallen leader of Metoo, Ariana Grande wasn't it?

Asia Argento?

she herself banged a minor