Message from @Pawteegal_❤❄🍑

Discord ID: 508662406235553802


2018-11-04 14:53:42 UTC  

Do you use SwiftKey? I find it to be alright

2018-11-04 14:58:47 UTC  

hello

2018-11-04 14:59:02 UTC  

ahoy

2018-11-04 15:04:29 UTC  

swiftkey is decent

2018-11-04 15:04:49 UTC  

but i need to re-swift 20% of my words because they're wrong

2018-11-04 15:04:56 UTC  

but i could just be incompetent

2018-11-04 15:06:07 UTC  

I'm assuming swiftkey is for pc.

My problem is typing on my phone, cause my thumbs arent as precise as i would like them to be

2018-11-04 15:07:47 UTC  

oh, i'm mistaking swiftkey for "swipe-to-type"

2018-11-04 15:07:58 UTC  

i use swipe-to-type

2018-11-04 15:11:43 UTC  

swipe-o to typo

2018-11-04 15:19:51 UTC  

mm messey typing

2018-11-04 15:19:58 UTC  

is that when you type on your keyboard

2018-11-04 15:20:00 UTC  

Messi typing? 😉

2018-11-04 15:20:08 UTC  

cuz those things are dirty af

2018-11-04 15:20:22 UTC  

all the dried semen gunking up the keys n stuff

2018-11-04 15:20:28 UTC  

XD

2018-11-04 15:20:33 UTC  

tax evading keys

2018-11-04 15:20:41 UTC  

what idiot comes on his keyboard

2018-11-04 15:20:55 UTC  

you can throw it away at that point

2018-11-04 15:22:42 UTC  

a kleenex can't be that hard to find in one's house

2018-11-04 15:22:48 UTC  

you can always use a keyboard condom

2018-11-04 15:23:05 UTC  

or you know, dont spunk over your keyboard, like a sane person 😛

2018-11-04 15:23:07 UTC  

don't want to empregarent your keyboard

2018-11-04 15:23:40 UTC  

god, Tim is gonna read this and be like "you resorted to this have you...?"

2018-11-04 15:23:54 UTC  

and he'll be disappointed

2018-11-04 15:24:08 UTC  

just another person disappointed in me. what else is new

2018-11-04 15:24:47 UTC  

Oh i know

2018-11-04 15:24:50 UTC  

Cumming inside the various ports and plug-in holes > cumming on keyboard

2018-11-04 15:24:59 UTC  

we'll blame that vid he made about wamen wanting a sex embargo until midterms

2018-11-04 15:25:33 UTC  

just say you're a democrat, then you can get away doing just about everything.. news report will say its a new sport the new generation

2018-11-04 15:25:49 UTC  

the wahmen don't sex with me, tim. this is drumpf's america

2018-11-04 15:25:59 UTC  

true, child molestation is legal now if you're a democrat 🤔

2018-11-04 15:26:32 UTC  

That sex strike is prostitution. They say 'we will not have sex with you unless you vote Dem' I hear 'we will have sex with you if you vote Dem.

2018-11-04 15:26:55 UTC  

whoring yourself out for the Democratic party is like its MO since 2016

2018-11-04 15:27:15 UTC  

i'd rather not have sex with them. they're the type of wahmen who will #metoo you in ten years

2018-11-04 15:27:26 UTC  

then you're doing it wrong 😄

2018-11-04 15:27:41 UTC  

a real man would turn a democrat wamen into a republican 😄

2018-11-04 15:27:57 UTC  

they don't want to get married, though

2018-11-04 15:28:10 UTC  

I mean tim said this himself,

single/poor women vote democrat

rich/married wamen vote republican

2018-11-04 15:28:24 UTC  

pff, they'll marry if it gets them money and status 😉

2018-11-04 15:28:30 UTC  

look at Hollywood stars