that picture makes me think of Devo but in scuba gear

https://www.sfweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/devo.jpg

Ninjas dream life is that "welcome back mr Epstein meme full of anime lolis"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/668910806598942730/687100176241786883/Stonksdown.png

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/03/10/conspiracy-theorist-alex-jones-arrested-on-drunk-driving-charge

I hope he was driving the armoured vna

van*

I bet he was also yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE ONTO ME"

while drunk driving

why did that octopus only have six arms? where were the other 2 ???

bitten off?

no they were exploring the caves!

Oh you mean the underwater photo

You can't see those

They are on the other side

fuck me!

Don't make it lewder than it needs to be

they were in the bum and pussy

dirty octopi

there are cases of octopus cave exploration that didn't end well

One japanese porn star had to be hospitalised because the thing decided to hide there

*The market is crashing! X Dollars have been WIPED OUT of the markets! Oh noes! My 401k!*

No.
Wrong.
You’ve only lost, if you sell now.

The economy will recover when the panic stops.

One man in china came into an ER with a poor animal in his netherloins (he not only did damage with suction cups but also bitten him with the beak)

Octopi are not to be lewded

Also plenty of cases of chinese getting infection from the octopus sperm: their spermaphores have tiny drills and burrow into any tissue they get release do - in this case mouth

Causing multiple blisters later on

the hell

did i come back to

>> asian shenanigans

aka how they got to have corona

Doesn't the octopus have a sperm tentacle or something?

Or is that the squid?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/a7903db01d59f69ada21e4e778d5b9be/tumblr_ox77d64t091rgmfmpo1_250.gif

@Malt_Hitman they both do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VycsEnlTNSc

But one can release it the other can't

Both have traumatic insemination spermatophores

Gonna need to buy stocks soon...

Thinking we've gotta be getting close enough to bottom.

buying low

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