I hope he was driving the armoured vna
van*
I bet he was also yelling "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY ARE ONTO ME"
while drunk driving
why did that octopus only have six arms? where were the other 2 ???
bitten off?
no they were exploring the caves!
Oh you mean the underwater photo
You can't see those
They are on the other side
fuck me!
Don't make it lewder than it needs to be
they were in the bum and pussy
dirty octopi
there are cases of octopus cave exploration that didn't end well
One japanese porn star had to be hospitalised because the thing decided to hide there
*The market is crashing! X Dollars have been WIPED OUT of the markets! Oh noes! My 401k!* No. Wrong. You’ve only lost, if you sell now. The economy will recover when the panic stops.
One man in china came into an ER with a poor animal in his netherloins (he not only did damage with suction cups but also bitten him with the beak)
Octopi are not to be lewded
Also plenty of cases of chinese getting infection from the octopus sperm: their spermaphores have tiny drills and burrow into any tissue they get release do - in this case mouth
Causing multiple blisters later on
the hell
did i come back to
>> asian shenanigans
aka how they got to have corona
Doesn't the octopus have a sperm tentacle or something?
Or is that the squid?
https://66.media.tumblr.com/a7903db01d59f69ada21e4e778d5b9be/tumblr_ox77d64t091rgmfmpo1_250.gif
@Malt_Hitman they both do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VycsEnlTNSc
But one can release it the other can't
Both have traumatic insemination spermatophores
Gonna need to buy stocks soon...
Thinking we've gotta be getting close enough to bottom.
buying low
https://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/1-s2.0-S0944200618300114-ga1.jpg
I've been waiting for the next tragedy before investing.
squid sperm basically injects the spermatozoid into the tissues
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AUoFPxS3A4Y/hqdefault.jpg
Here's how the sperm of the giant squid looks
This sounds horrid, but you gotta understand it's how market economics works.
