I have contacted the police both in the US and my home country on several occasions.

I have lost everything over these allegations

https://scontent.fbkl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/45493712_306383450196478_4168636403560742912_n.png?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent.fbkl1-1.fna&oh=4a6ab6c82d8d1c9880b5c11223244cd6&oe=5C710888 who's ready to vote

That is slander though isn't it?

Yes.

Identity politics is the best <:NPC:500042527231967262>

Oh Ramadan, the month of fasting that involves gorging yourself every night.

Imagine being part of religion where a tradition that idiotic is one of the five main pillars of your faith.

imagine a religion where you worship a pedo

We live in an accuse or be accused world.

Or how you pray five times a day in the direction of a giant granite cube.

Imagine a religion where you pray at a rock five times a day.

Subway? @Matt-Kill723

subway isn't a religion, its a way of life

hot take

subway is a major religion

Muhammed also hates dogs, that might be the most damning thing about him to me personally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0WgK8EMOnE

well, now i hate him

He even killed the puppy of his 9-year old bride Aisha because the "archangel gabriel" gave him a revelation to do it.

Wait how long have puppies been around

Even fucking Hitler loved dogs.

imagine killing a 9 year old's dog

...

https://scontent.fbkl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/45333383_2177552492511904_4943841935648358400_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ht=scontent.fbkl1-1.fna&oh=9a2d81bf7be0d30a516b604042ef340f&oe=5C850B6A blue wave vs reality

I mean, humans MADE dogs out of grey wolves and jackals and shit like that.

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what a bastard, if i was lucky enough to have a 9 yo bride, i'd let her keep her dog

Dogs are not a natural creature.

This is the seventh fucking century

We made them. lol

They're mutant wolves.

They are our greatest allies

We domesticated them literally over ten thousand years ago.

is that thing in the orange jumpsuit a real person? it looks fake

i don't understand how SNL survives. who watches it?

I have no idea

"so, Trump"

_audience transcends into laughter_

the only time i hear anything about SNL is when they do something stupid and negative like this.