Message from @Scribblehatch
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Imagine a religion where you pray at a rock five times a day.
Subway? @Matt-Kill723
subway isn't a religion, its a way of life
hot take
subway is a major religion
Muhammed also hates dogs, that might be the most damning thing about him to me personally.
well, now i hate him
He even killed the puppy of his 9-year old bride Aisha because the "archangel gabriel" gave him a revelation to do it.
Wait how long have puppies been around
Even fucking Hitler loved dogs.
imagine killing a 9 year old's dog
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I mean, humans MADE dogs out of grey wolves and jackals and shit like that.
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what a bastard, if i was lucky enough to have a 9 yo bride, i'd let her keep her dog
Dogs are not a natural creature.
This is the seventh fucking century
We made them. lol
They are our greatest allies
We domesticated them literally over ten thousand years ago.
is that thing in the orange jumpsuit a real person? it looks fake
i don't understand how SNL survives. who watches it?
I have no idea
"so, Trump"
_audience transcends into laughter_
the only time i hear anything about SNL is when they do something stupid and negative like this.
What about that airplane food?
Now it is what about that Trump
airplane food is great in first class
How is SNL doing? I have to imagine their partisanship has been divisive.
And Trevor noah
i guess they've adapted to a market that only contains half of the people in the US.
probably similar ratings drop to news stations
Trevor noah, an actual fucking racist, the left loves
I hate their elitism and arrogance in those talk shows
young, baby-faced timmy