Just one cause of death

Old age

I gotta go to sleep

I will try my new trick

I learnt it while meditating

I can sleep without being unconscious

Pretty neat

I can rarely pull it off but it is quite cool

✡

Old age is not death cause

Whatever

You know what I mean by that

I need to sleep

Cells have evolved planed obsolescence.

^

Dna killing itslef basically

With the edges falling off

Death is an evolutionary trait that solved the Malthusian problem before humans ever existed.

but its not a sign of a living thing

Creative destruction.

I found a cool knife

>someone got stabbed and knife was thrown out to get rid of evidence.
>hey i found a cool knife
Good for you.

No blood, and there was a flood a few weeks ago

I guess it washed up

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I started playing this game but it's full of lolis

Fantastic game though

I think youtube wants me to watch a specific type of video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai8tIqmW5nM The opening to this video just left me unable to breathe laughing...

is there a betting pool for lib election loss excuses?

I'm going to go with "Trump worked with Putin to set the caravan in motion, then used Russian AI troll bots to spread fear throughout the country. This stole the election"

@angeryer internet is 'far right' anyway

@RyeNorth “OH MY GOOD LORD”

Go out and vote!

I can't vote, I can only hope for a sane America to prevail #redwave

https://i.imgur.com/zLzbiTa.mp4

All glory to the hypnotoad

our new god

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Somewhere out there, there was a Hamster named Snowden because of me.