Message from @iraqi nationalist

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2020-03-30 12:44:32 UTC  

Apparently people never found anything in our news. So it was either in yours or this is a panslavic urban legend <:smugon:512048583806025739>

2020-03-30 12:45:58 UTC  

Apparently LotR wasn't printed here and the excuse given was that it was too much paper <:thunk:462282216467333140>

2020-03-30 12:46:26 UTC  

Of course in reality it was because it was no longer a fairytale but a story with politics and good west and evil east.

2020-03-30 12:46:44 UTC  

So it was on the list of things that are not to be printed.

2020-03-30 12:47:41 UTC  

Unfortunately for them, one lady translated it in the early 80s and then the underground press distributed it all over. Funnily enough, save for minor revisions there really never was an attempt at making another translation. Seems we've all agreed that this is *THE* translation for the series and left it at that.

2020-03-30 12:49:02 UTC  

As for hobbit, that did manage to get printed, but the translator was banned from publishing so he had to do it under a friend's name

2020-03-30 12:49:08 UTC  

Communism <:Veemote:501103628883591188>

2020-03-30 12:56:38 UTC  

@Blaster Master Dont be like that!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/694168207300493322/image0.jpg

2020-03-30 12:59:49 UTC  

That man child reminds me of the the kid in “Mad” lol

2020-03-30 13:00:24 UTC  

@CatVanViver i always knew that kid was a dick

2020-03-30 13:00:30 UTC  

Lol

2020-03-30 13:02:14 UTC  

What does it say Bababooey?

2020-03-30 13:02:16 UTC  

https://twitter.com/LETITDIETheGame/status/1243339709968977921 no better time to check out let it die if you havent played it, tho theres a lot of cool stuff for returning/ongoing ppl playin it

2020-03-30 13:16:25 UTC  

@CatVanViver it says " Dont be like that!"

2020-03-30 13:19:32 UTC  

@BabaBooey kus kus kus your mum pussy

2020-03-30 13:19:42 UTC  

Uncle Death!

2020-03-30 13:21:13 UTC  

@iraqi nationalist ooo, his mum's booosy iz real tight dawg

2020-03-30 13:22:22 UTC  

@BabaBooey she was moaning

2020-03-30 13:22:46 UTC  

easy to make squirt too- zero effort

2020-03-30 13:23:56 UTC  

yep

2020-03-30 13:24:07 UTC  

touch her elbow- like a tsunami

2020-03-30 13:24:20 UTC  

yep

2020-03-30 13:36:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/694178125176635512/image0.jpg

2020-03-30 13:37:08 UTC  

So a friend of mine's kid came home from school and asked his wife what does orgasm mean. And she said "i'd like to know too"

2020-03-30 13:38:07 UTC  

Interesting

2020-03-30 13:38:19 UTC  

Did he show it to the wife

2020-03-30 13:38:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/694178715059617842/image0.jpg

2020-03-30 13:44:54 UTC  

More covid measures at sainsburys

2020-03-30 13:45:15 UTC  

Massive queue outside, 5ft gaps

2020-03-30 13:57:44 UTC  

Wtf I like John Lennon now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678530619621507073/694183584281395271/IMG_20200330_145728.jpg

2020-03-30 13:58:25 UTC  

guess it's time to segregate women now

2020-03-30 14:02:04 UTC  

Based

2020-03-30 14:03:40 UTC  

@svarozhyc I really want to tell Sargon that that journo was plagerizing an old soviet novel

2020-03-30 14:04:21 UTC  

Lol

2020-03-30 14:04:25 UTC  

@BabaBooey same old MEME

2020-03-30 14:04:26 UTC  

You know this?

2020-03-30 14:04:39 UTC  

I think I've heard of them yeah

2020-03-30 14:05:04 UTC  

There were some legendary Soviet interpretations circling around but it could've been a meme at the time lol

2020-03-30 14:05:19 UTC  

The guardian ripped it off and took the joke seriously