god damn cunts?

Game Developers Conference

oh, so was right.

@JustTom is you pfp ironic?

But ya, microtransactions and Mobile are for real gamers, rest is for kiddies.

for cereal

Not really. Why? I always liked that fanspin. Not that it's been around for a long time now.

I mean who doesn't want to pay $5 extra for a game they bought, to have some blood included? Who wouldn't spend $20 to get an advantage over all the other losers who are too poor to spend that $20.

Real gaming is about spending cash, duh!

true

deep wallets is a form of skill

Yes, at life.

it takes dedication to drop 1k on a mobile game to have a advantage

You want to suck less in game, suck less in life.

That's what they should've been asking at the Diablo Immortal reveal.
"True gamer here. I gotta ask, is there a competitive PvP element here? And can you promise to make sure it'll have tons of lootboxes with pay to win mechanics, that only epic whales who blow over a thousand dollars there will ever stand a chance to break into the leaderboards? Because if not, this can barely even be called a GAME, can it?"

What? Entertainment? Diversion? Escape? Nope, that's for kiddies.

I mean really, did you think games were meant to be FUN?
Pfft, utter noob bullshit. REAL Gamers know that games are meant to show off how high you are on the leaderboards and your epic loot that you bought in the cash shop.

I'm a plebian who raids in games drunk, so not a real gamer then.. lol

Now you're getting it. Life is a game and games are Life.

pretty sure it's a cereal too, but w/e

my god, it's like you don't even want to work yourself to death just to scrounge up enough cash to buy your next lootbox, knowing you're going to skip meals for the next month just to stay competitive with everyone else. What is WRONG with you?

what should I do my friend spent 300$ on fortnite

Ask him to buy u some shit?

floss on him

you jelly cuz he has money?

fortnites gay

Spend $400 to show him he is worthless @Existence is identity

or did, whichever.

@Existence is identity Tell him to stop being such a shitty noob and to keep buying more stuff. If he hasn't blown at least 1,000, he's scrub level.

Actually, if you are anything under 10k, u r still noob

@JustTom not just that. But after spending $100 on a deluxe edition, $80 on expansions and $40 on a season pass... I am a real horrible person for also not spending the rest of my paycheck on those cosmetic lootboxes....

ya, not a real gamer

raiding drunk is fun, especially when you pull more mobs in secretively and no one knows who did it huehuehue :X @Misomania

you should be taking out loans and spending the rest of your life paying them off.

https://youtu.be/LxLFvMVqjU8

@Coochie coo I've done that and not even known it was me that did so, was that drunk, lol

I can see it now. The Sims style DLC in Diablo Immortal. DLC that requires DLC.

👀

Yea just say yer drunk and it's all fine 😃

why dont companies do that?

@Coochie coo LEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!