Message from @Undead Mockingbird

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2018-11-09 09:34:51 UTC  

That's the most common sense shit imaginable.

2018-11-09 09:34:57 UTC  

Yeah

2018-11-09 09:35:15 UTC  

I can umagine situations in which it would be stupid

2018-11-09 09:35:27 UTC  

Breaking News: Criminal runs away from police, Police yell "Freeze", Criminal does

2018-11-09 09:35:28 UTC  

But since there is no war with mexico

2018-11-09 09:35:30 UTC  

**SCANDAL**

2018-11-09 09:35:34 UTC  

It makes perfect sense

2018-11-09 09:35:46 UTC  

That's like someone breaking into your house and then asking if they can stay after you caught them.

2018-11-09 09:35:59 UTC  

Yep

2018-11-09 09:36:02 UTC  

Worked for AVGN.

2018-11-09 09:36:06 UTC  

The guitar guy?

2018-11-09 09:36:09 UTC  

THe battletoads episode

2018-11-09 09:36:16 UTC  

He got to stick around

2018-11-09 09:36:29 UTC  

Yes, but that was BT.

2018-11-09 09:37:27 UTC  

Battle Toads was an awesome game.

2018-11-09 09:37:33 UTC  

No it was not.

2018-11-09 09:37:47 UTC  

It was on par with Streets of Rage.

2018-11-09 09:37:48 UTC  

The game is fun for the first stage. Tremendous fun

2018-11-09 09:37:50 UTC  

Or Double Dragon.

2018-11-09 09:37:51 UTC  

And then it changes modes.

2018-11-09 09:37:55 UTC  

And then it... changes modes.

2018-11-09 09:38:01 UTC  

And then it... changes modes.

2018-11-09 09:38:06 UTC  

Yes, but I never got past the first stage.

2018-11-09 09:38:23 UTC  

HOLY FUCK WILL YOU JUST LET ME PLAY ONE GOOD GAME INSTEAD OF A BUNCH OF SHITTY ARTIFICIALLY DIFFICULT ONES?

2018-11-09 09:38:37 UTC  

There's nothing difficult about designing a level that's easy to kill you because of sheer twitch reflexes.

2018-11-09 09:38:48 UTC  

Oh I gotta dodge ALL the walls. Wow.

2018-11-09 09:39:13 UTC  

Then why did you play Undertale?

2018-11-09 09:39:16 UTC  

It's all dodging.

2018-11-09 09:39:30 UTC  

That's like Warioware RPG

2018-11-09 09:39:37 UTC  

😦

2018-11-09 09:39:42 UTC  

You just hate good games.

2018-11-09 09:39:48 UTC  

Wat

2018-11-09 09:39:58 UTC  

Dude Battletoads is busted. s:

2018-11-09 09:40:06 UTC  

We used to have QUALITY games.

2018-11-09 09:40:09 UTC  

LIke E.T.

2018-11-09 09:41:02 UTC  

Depends on your standards.

2018-11-09 09:41:35 UTC  

My standards are that it must have at least two different kinds of rocket launchers.

2018-11-09 09:41:45 UTC  

If the game can't live up to those standards, I won't play it.