Message from @Undead Mockingbird

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2018-11-09 09:37:48 UTC  

The game is fun for the first stage. Tremendous fun

2018-11-09 09:37:50 UTC  

Or Double Dragon.

2018-11-09 09:37:51 UTC  

And then it changes modes.

2018-11-09 09:37:55 UTC  

And then it... changes modes.

2018-11-09 09:38:01 UTC  

And then it... changes modes.

2018-11-09 09:38:06 UTC  

Yes, but I never got past the first stage.

2018-11-09 09:38:23 UTC  

HOLY FUCK WILL YOU JUST LET ME PLAY ONE GOOD GAME INSTEAD OF A BUNCH OF SHITTY ARTIFICIALLY DIFFICULT ONES?

2018-11-09 09:38:37 UTC  

There's nothing difficult about designing a level that's easy to kill you because of sheer twitch reflexes.

2018-11-09 09:38:48 UTC  

Oh I gotta dodge ALL the walls. Wow.

2018-11-09 09:39:13 UTC  

Then why did you play Undertale?

2018-11-09 09:39:16 UTC  

It's all dodging.

2018-11-09 09:39:30 UTC  

That's like Warioware RPG

2018-11-09 09:39:37 UTC  

😦

2018-11-09 09:39:42 UTC  

You just hate good games.

2018-11-09 09:39:48 UTC  

Wat

2018-11-09 09:39:58 UTC  

Dude Battletoads is busted. s:

2018-11-09 09:40:06 UTC  

We used to have QUALITY games.

2018-11-09 09:40:09 UTC  

LIke E.T.

2018-11-09 09:41:02 UTC  

Depends on your standards.

2018-11-09 09:41:35 UTC  

My standards are that it must have at least two different kinds of rocket launchers.

2018-11-09 09:41:45 UTC  

If the game can't live up to those standards, I won't play it.

2018-11-09 09:47:52 UTC  

Battletoads & Double Dragon is a better game

2018-11-09 09:47:59 UTC  

Because you get to do normal fighting for more stages.

2018-11-09 09:48:10 UTC  

But every single battletoads suffers from the same FATAL issue.

2018-11-09 09:48:16 UTC  

Yeah, I don't really like the games with mini game levels.

2018-11-09 09:48:18 UTC  

One of you dies

2018-11-09 09:48:23 UTC  

Both of you continue screen.

2018-11-09 09:48:25 UTC  

**Why.**

2018-11-09 09:48:28 UTC  

They used to be kind of popular in some NES/SNES games.

2018-11-09 09:48:38 UTC  

Oh.

2018-11-09 09:48:44 UTC  

David Wise is a musical goddamn genius

2018-11-09 09:48:53 UTC  

What did he compose?

2018-11-09 09:48:55 UTC  

Is he German?

2018-11-09 09:49:15 UTC  

David Wise is english

2018-11-09 09:49:22 UTC  

He did Donkey Kong Country.

2018-11-09 09:49:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/510390465183612929/IMG_20181109_151916.jpg

2018-11-09 09:49:52 UTC  

oh shit