I outrank you.

I command you to clean the floors.

can you keep a rhythm and hit a circle with a stick

bravo

No, I can't

I want the floors shiny by the time Tim is back.

!rank

@Undead Mockingbird EAT MY POOP OUT OF THE TOILET.

30% of video gamers are able to beat the hardest difficulties of any game

That's gross.

Not out of the toilet.

Well that's where I put it.

I don't have any more.

meanwhile we praise musicians as if we're praising them for not wasting their time on video games

I just ate the leftovers from it last night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G4yog_svfw

donkey kong sucks

That's why you're never going to have any friends.

but i guess i am a noob and should expect that to be a parody

You are just like Sargon.

how so

He doesn't have any friends, either.

that's very interesting

We're out of time. That'll be 0.4 BitCoin.

okay

i just paid you

keep being a fucking idiot

thx

go on

i guess you didn't specify that you had to be a retard every few minutes

but god dammit

Wtf is going on lol

i demand action

who programmed this npc

笑笑笑笑笑笑笑笑

ohno

the chinese sign for death and despair

we have been cursed

死