but i guess i am a noob and should expect that to be a parody

You are just like Sargon.

how so

He doesn't have any friends, either.

that's very interesting

We're out of time. That'll be 0.4 BitCoin.

okay

i just paid you

keep being a fucking idiot

thx

go on

i guess you didn't specify that you had to be a retard every few minutes

but god dammit

Wtf is going on lol

i demand action

who programmed this npc

笑笑笑笑笑笑笑笑

ohno

the chinese sign for death and despair

we have been cursed

死

oh god

神

eek

ええく

oof

ううふ

nice

良い

i see you have that keyboard extension

uuufu

eeku

fuck off cunt

＜３

yes i am kuru

you bitch

.73 BItCoin

paid

k

keep going

give me ascii art