they'll stick their finger up your but

call you bitch

then scream daddy

halfway through it

Smart straight women are in the kitchen

I do too. Funny story, my wife is one of them. We have a wonderfully weird relationship.

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Shego??

i look left

i look right

She sticks her finger up your butt and calls you bitch?

and eitherway weebs getting all the good women 😏

No, my wife is straight

oh

is it smart for straight women to act like they're smart? or are they better off hiding it? 🤔

**hmmm...**

I think they should be themselves

I think there needs to be less lesbians because she’s going after stacy but I want her, get away from her stacy. >;,,(

I think people need to be true to themselves

http://vm.tiktok.com/JrLvgY/

"Be yourself" is good advice but.

I know its a german song, but it is used to commemorate those, who have fallen for their country and who have given their life in battle.
Maybe some of you would also like to take a minute or two to remember them today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO7lRDszGCc

It's like step 8

And when people ask for steps 1 through 7

"Just be yourself"

you're still at step 1 Scribble

Yes I've never had a significant other. So quite right.

I checked out awhile ago.

There's no proper way to meet and approach people.

there is!

You try to do what your grandparents did, see what happens.

No.

Refer to what I just said

Tell me where I lied.

http://vm.tiktok.com/JM7ejA/

get a bunch of lime fruits,

walk up to the person you'd like to meet, and keep dropping them,

Then look up and say "i'm terrible at pick-up limes"

Every fifth one it’s great

Ugh

That's another issue when people are looking for advice

Aside from "just be yourself" people often mistaken you to be in the mood for jokes.

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