Message from @Malt_Hitman

Discord ID: 511767052285902851


2018-11-13 04:57:28 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-13 04:57:29 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ String your opponent along for the entire fight
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Crush them from the beginning

2018-11-13 04:57:41 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-13 04:57:41 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ Be caught at home watching Sex and the City by yourself
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Be caught in a bar with a pink martini in hand

2018-11-13 04:57:47 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-13 04:57:47 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ Change your sexual orientation and be famous
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Be a heterosexual average person

2018-11-13 04:58:03 UTC  

β€œI thought it was porn”

2018-11-13 04:58:06 UTC  

Basically if we assume astrology to be true then we could map out fate if we also knew everyone's circumstance and birth information, along with events in real time

2018-11-13 04:58:14 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-13 04:58:15 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ Be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Be a contestant on Jeopardy

2018-11-13 04:58:29 UTC  

Jeopardy is for smart people

2018-11-13 04:58:40 UTC  

Who know useless facts

2018-11-13 04:58:48 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-13 04:58:48 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ Watch Batman (1989)
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Watch The Dark Knight (2008)

2018-11-13 04:58:50 UTC  

Yeah I'd make a fucking fool of myself

2018-11-13 04:59:03 UTC  

I actually hate the dark knight trilogy

2018-11-13 04:59:14 UTC  

- topic

2018-11-13 04:59:14 UTC  

How would you know if you were in love?

2018-11-13 04:59:20 UTC  

I'd rather watch something I haven't seen in a while

2018-11-13 04:59:31 UTC  

I'd rather helicopter you, ya commie

2018-11-13 04:59:33 UTC  

Shouldn't this spam go down in Shitposting?

2018-11-13 04:59:42 UTC  

Probably

2018-11-13 04:59:45 UTC  

Shouldn’t you shut the fuck up?

2018-11-13 04:59:48 UTC  

^

2018-11-13 05:00:03 UTC  

Malt Hitman? More like bitch ass fun ruiner

2018-11-13 05:00:10 UTC  

compliment or insult? well, you did your best.....

2018-11-13 05:00:31 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-13 05:00:32 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ Be Chev Chelios from Crank
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Be The Transporter

2018-11-13 05:00:33 UTC  

Tfw self professed smart person derails philosophical debate with bots

2018-11-13 05:00:43 UTC  

I mean we finished

2018-11-13 05:00:46 UTC  

- wyr

2018-11-13 05:00:47 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ Burn to death
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Drown

2018-11-13 05:00:49 UTC  

True

2018-11-13 05:00:51 UTC  

You weren’t debating

2018-11-13 05:00:57 UTC  

Speculating

2018-11-13 05:00:59 UTC  

You are either 500 IQ like us, or you're a robot Ham Sarris determinist

2018-11-13 05:01:00 UTC  

-wyr

2018-11-13 05:01:01 UTC  

**Would you rather** (*<http://either.io>*)
πŸ‡¦ Be a Slytherin
**OR**
πŸ‡§ Be a Gryffindor

2018-11-13 05:01:06 UTC  

Anyway I guess it is done but

2018-11-13 05:01:06 UTC  

I'm leaning more toward it being an insult to tell someone that they did their best (and still failed)

2018-11-13 05:01:11 UTC  

Easy