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No that's stupid

Lmao

Non-Euclidean genders

Those memes are amazing, the breaking news ones

Your brain gets exited because the thing looks like a girl, even if you can't see the vagina

Here's your friendly reminder to ask any girl you want to shag for her combat logs.

Remember, no parse = no arse.

Yes

😂

Sexism?

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Tbh how fucked do people have to be to create communist states which starve from day 1

Even USSR managed to do better

Fck meme failed

And they didn't know shit about statebuilding

It’s simple it’s called not having rich people to steal from

Even without that, you can go for a decade or so pretty all right given simple planning

No you can’t

Communism works on a small scale. A shitty small scale

Communism only works because you’re stealing in mass people’s labor

Once you’ve stolen everything, there’s nothing left to steal because people aren’t going to produce more then the bare minimum because what’s the fucking point

Then the starvation starts

```
>capitalism: workers don't have means of production
>communism: workers still don't have means of production + starve
```

If your country has no rich to steal from there will be mass starvation day 1

I just broke communism

Breaking news

Same idea spoken in different languages.

Communism applied to reality works via forced planning of the economy. As long as your population and surrounding tech doesn't change much, you can plan for enough agricultural production to keep the population afloat and you're okay (provided no disasters happen). Having (or not having) rich people is irrelevant, since they're going to bail first thing at the faint mention of a communist takeover

The main point of commies is 'GIVE THE WORKERS THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION'
But actually the state takes the means of production <:Jerry:501822402401927188> <:ohno:431952334755594240>

So starving on day 1 means either atrocious planning, or a country overpopulated for the amount of agriculture it has (which is never the case for communist countries today, to my knowledge)

You mean give my abuela who barely knows shit about logistics and distribution a say in how Walmart stocks their store with food? Yeah get ready for mass starvation boiz

No, I mean actual card systems

BREAKING NEWS FROM BLYATISTAN: Russia is building a CHURCH ARMY ( no jk)

Since you know there won't be a Walmart during communism

“Cardmunism”

Obvious

Goodbye convenience of locally warehoused food

https://youtu.be/OYVZnq6hwy0