Hold on, I don't think the plastic straw thing is a felony, is it?

Are you shitting me?

Yes it is

It's totally a felony

yep, with a 1 year sentence

you degenerate lost souls

I don't believe it.

tsk tsk

Please don't do this to me.

This can't be true.

'misgendering' someone is as well

Tell me you are joking.

utter chaos

That's why we shouldn't californicate

lel

No one should live in california

Yes, commies should live in commiefornia.

call someone sir, they claim they are an attack heliocopter? 1 year in jail as well

yeah it's like a cess pool and an earthquake zone and stuff

If I work at a food place, and I give you a disposable straw that you didn't ask for, it's a felony with a 1 year jail sentence.
On the other hand, if I trick you into fucking out behind the shitty place I work at, laughing to myself silently "hehehe I have aids and now this stupid fuck is gonna have aids too." It's a misdemeanor.

run around stabbing people with an aids infected needle? misdemeanor and probation

ugh

Jokes on you, you can't trick me into fucking you

https://ivn.us/2018/07/25/bring-us-hiv-long-isnt-straw/

The straw thing is a misdemeanor.

how about using a straw to fuck you? does that average out somewhere?

the fuck

Seriously, I've read the text of the law. INTENTIONALLY spreading AIDS is a misdemeanor.

im stuck here in SoCal, but luckily im not directly in LA

Yes, that is a misdemanor now.

But, the straw thing is one, too.

mis demon air

It's not a felony.

Santa Barbara has the most severe penalties and it's "only" a fine.

what the fuck are we doing

Seattle is the second worst.

seriously how is not spreading a disease a felony

BTW, why are so few people talking about Seattle?

idfk

as in... the law specifically cites the difference. That before, as long as you used a goddamn condom, even if the other person got HIV, it was not a felony, because you at least tried to protect them.
Now? No condom, you know you've got it, you know you're going to spread it: Misdemeanor.

I live near Seattle. What is it