The doctors tell her that it's okay, that he has a medical condition.

He is a compulsive masturbator.

The queen calms down upon hearing that.

They keep going and soon they come by another room in which a man is getting a blowjob.

The queen asks: "Is that another medical condition?"

The doctors reply: "No, it's the same condition. He just has better insurance."

Nice

nice.. although its england.. so you could just say "private insurance" instead of "better"

k

next time i tell the joke i'll use private

I just hope I have a better joke next time.

just a warning this time.. next time make sure you present your joke license first

And if its over tv

oi

Gotta present the tv license

As well

you got a loicense, m8?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkzRM8HBbSg

if you tell a joke without a loicense 3 times the queen appears behind you and sticks a baton right up your bum

not again

bigger this time

it really hurt last time

i just hope her arthritis prevents her

she transforms to "beast mode yaas qween"

Feminism is her power up

vagina

tfw wacka thinks he is joking, but can literally be arrested on the basis that "anyone" could "perceive" his messages to be offensive.

markets are crashing... oil price is sinking...

Ruuule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves, Britons... actually nevermind, already slaves.

This is actually sad

If i reported you, you would get jail time @wacka

Rip

Poor brit bongs

I doubt it... you could try though

If someone gets jailtime over adog sieg heiling

> What type of incidents can be a hate incident?
...
> throwing rubbish into a garden
— UK government

And a dog can be labled as committing a hate crime

Why don't we just report all SJWs?

Just report all the lefties for shit they wrote years ago.

I dont think Ive said anything about any particular races being inferior or superior..

Actually ... yeah let me see how far I can take that.