Message from @Undead Mockingbird

Discord ID: 514459492281221120


2018-11-20 15:12:50 UTC  

vagina

2018-11-20 15:13:02 UTC  

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2018-11-20 15:13:04 UTC  

Im gonna kms there are so many flies

2018-11-20 15:13:11 UTC  

Touching my fac

2018-11-20 15:13:17 UTC  

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2018-11-20 15:13:18 UTC  

Face reeeeeeeeee

2018-11-20 15:13:19 UTC  

:lobster:

2018-11-20 15:13:25 UTC  

🥄

2018-11-20 15:13:26 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-20 15:14:17 UTC  

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2018-11-20 15:14:35 UTC  

vagina?

2018-11-20 15:16:21 UTC  

Hey, I know a joke:

2018-11-20 15:16:32 UTC  

The queen visits a hospital in England.

2018-11-20 15:16:47 UTC  

The doctors walk her through.

2018-11-20 15:17:12 UTC  

With shock, the queen walks by a room in which a man masturbates.

2018-11-20 15:17:26 UTC  

The doctors tell her that it's okay, that he has a medical condition.

2018-11-20 15:17:34 UTC  

He is a compulsive masturbator.

2018-11-20 15:17:42 UTC  

The queen calms down upon hearing that.

2018-11-20 15:17:54 UTC  

They keep going and soon they come by another room in which a man is getting a blowjob.

2018-11-20 15:18:07 UTC  

The queen asks: "Is that another medical condition?"

2018-11-20 15:18:21 UTC  

The doctors reply: "No, it's the same condition. He just has better insurance."

2018-11-20 15:20:13 UTC  

Nice

2018-11-20 15:21:06 UTC  

nice.. although its england.. so you could just say "private insurance" instead of "better"

2018-11-20 15:21:13 UTC  

k

2018-11-20 15:21:21 UTC  

next time i tell the joke i'll use private

2018-11-20 15:21:37 UTC  

I just hope I have a better joke next time.

2018-11-20 15:22:16 UTC  

just a warning this time.. next time make sure you present your joke license first

2018-11-20 15:23:10 UTC  

And if its over tv

2018-11-20 15:23:15 UTC  

oi

2018-11-20 15:23:16 UTC  

Gotta present the tv license

2018-11-20 15:23:17 UTC  

As well

2018-11-20 15:23:22 UTC  

you got a loicense, m8?

2018-11-20 15:24:18 UTC  

if you tell a joke without a loicense 3 times the queen appears behind you and sticks a baton right up your bum

2018-11-20 15:24:28 UTC  

not again

2018-11-20 15:24:37 UTC  

bigger this time

2018-11-20 15:24:38 UTC  

it really hurt last time

2018-11-20 15:25:00 UTC  

i just hope her arthritis prevents her

2018-11-20 15:26:30 UTC  

she transforms to "beast mode yaas qween"

2018-11-20 15:28:01 UTC  

Feminism is her power up

2018-11-20 15:28:59 UTC  

vagina