if you tell a joke without a loicense 3 times the queen appears behind you and sticks a baton right up your bum

not again

bigger this time

it really hurt last time

i just hope her arthritis prevents her

she transforms to "beast mode yaas qween"

Feminism is her power up

vagina

tfw wacka thinks he is joking, but can literally be arrested on the basis that "anyone" could "perceive" his messages to be offensive.

markets are crashing... oil price is sinking...

Ruuule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves, Britons... actually nevermind, already slaves.

This is actually sad

If i reported you, you would get jail time @wacka

Rip

Poor brit bongs

I doubt it... you could try though

If someone gets jailtime over adog sieg heiling

> What type of incidents can be a hate incident?
...
> throwing rubbish into a garden
— UK government

And a dog can be labled as committing a hate crime

Why don't we just report all SJWs?

Just report all the lefties for shit they wrote years ago.

I dont think Ive said anything about any particular races being inferior or superior..

Actually ... yeah let me see how far I can take that.

https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/law-and-courts/discrimination/hate-crime/what-are-hate-incidents-and-hate-crime/

^ throw just _one_ piece of rubbish into a garden, and you have committed a hate crime.

vagina?

"malicious complaints for example over parking, smells or noise."

vagina!

@wacka making fun of the queen, and the feminist movement, as well as making fun of african american vernacular english is a hatecrime

@xorgy how many people actually make those complaints ?

If you tell an Indian man he is smelly and needs to take a shower, you have committed a hate crime!

I remember someone getting a £2k fine for throwing a crisp packet out of his car window, that was pre 2000

crisp

that word

@Walsp in Mark Meechun's case, the police saw the video first, and actively sought Jewish organizations to convince them to say that they are offended by his video.

@Walsp No member of the public was required to report it!

Yeah

I read about that

the Fact they only had someone be offended on paper mattered

Basically, if you say or do just about anything, the police can charge you by finding somebody who doesn't like what you said or did.