narcassism

Heroin in the bathroom

I put a quarter into a coffee machine at the library

"Hey that's alright"

I went to a starbucks later that day

And paid over 4 bucks

"--Holy shit this is terrible"

Fuck coffee tbh fam

^

the idea that spending $8 on a soy latte flavored with beaver asshole makes them better then those making their own coffee

here's the thing, people are really lazy

The coffee machine. At the library. Which accepted quarters. Did a much finer job at producing a good beverage

**HOW IS STARBUCKS IN BUSINESS**

thats personal taste

@Dvir that one is gold

starbucks is basically the subway of coffee

you could do it yourself but you are too lazy too do so

So can kurig

@Dvir I think the folks at the Onion were burnt out, after being bought out by a Clinton affiliate in 2016 to influence their content during the election cycle, and wrote some of their best stuff coming out of that stupor.

Subway was my "forgot my lunch" lunch

my french press is beloved

Oh shit, I didn't know that happened

Now there's a workplace cafeteria

I have to bring my own lunch

Small business

i know that feeling mate

I nearly always bring my own lunch

Every so often I forget it in the fridge

Because I slept in and need to rush out the door

Everyone I work with voted for trump.

There were heated talks when Trump won lol

sounds like a fun workplace

And we ain't even in America

Yeah.

Granted a couple of the people involved were dual citizens

One guy raged on Obama during my job interview (before the election)

lol

Lol

Yeah. He’s a half Hispanic, quarter Chinese, quarter Dutch immigrant.

@Dvir I don't know if I got fake newsed, but I remember being convinced that that was the case.

I can't say with certainty, more than two years after the fact, lol