Message from @Salacious Swanky Cat

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2018-11-21 02:56:37 UTC  

that reminds me of a class i had with my leftist history professor

2018-11-21 02:56:44 UTC  

They just don't read citations.

2018-11-21 02:56:58 UTC  

Sjws read Karl marx

2018-11-21 02:57:06 UTC  

They read Das Kapital and The Conquest of Bread

2018-11-21 02:57:12 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-21 02:57:20 UTC  

They need to read the wealth of nations tbh

2018-11-21 02:57:41 UTC  

Lock them in a cell and give them only Ayn Rand to read.

2018-11-21 02:57:42 UTC  

It would trigger them.

2018-11-21 02:57:44 UTC  

I've had no fewer than 3 conquest of bread recommendations this year

2018-11-21 02:58:09 UTC  

But they can criticize capitalism all day long without reading a smidge or Adam Smith, yet I have to read Karl Marx entire life works before I can ever begin to claim Marxism leads to mass starvation

2018-11-21 02:58:41 UTC  

Because apparently what Starbucks addicted twitterwhores need is a subsistence based society

2018-11-21 02:58:45 UTC  

That'll go over well

2018-11-21 03:00:58 UTC  

Had to throw out a bunch of romaine lettuce, hopefully my family doesn't all get acute kidney failure.

2018-11-21 03:01:38 UTC  

They've eaten like... a couple kilos of american romaine lettuce over the last few days.

2018-11-21 03:01:48 UTC  

why is that a problem?

2018-11-21 03:02:47 UTC  

just curious cause i rarely eat lettuce and i want to know what to avoid once i decide not to eat like a stereotypical texan

2018-11-21 03:03:05 UTC  

I don't understand how people tolerate starbucks.

2018-11-21 03:03:15 UTC  

The first day I drank coffee, a few years ago.

2018-11-21 03:03:15 UTC  

narcassism

2018-11-21 03:03:16 UTC  

Heroin in the bathroom

2018-11-21 03:03:24 UTC  

I put a quarter into a coffee machine at the library

2018-11-21 03:03:27 UTC  

"Hey that's alright"

2018-11-21 03:03:33 UTC  

I went to a starbucks later that day

2018-11-21 03:03:37 UTC  

And paid over 4 bucks

2018-11-21 03:03:41 UTC  

"--Holy shit this is terrible"

2018-11-21 03:03:43 UTC  

Fuck coffee tbh fam

2018-11-21 03:03:46 UTC  

^

2018-11-21 03:03:48 UTC  

the idea that spending $8 on a soy latte flavored with beaver asshole makes them better then those making their own coffee

2018-11-21 03:04:04 UTC  

here's the thing, people are really lazy

2018-11-21 03:04:09 UTC  

The coffee machine. At the library. Which accepted quarters. Did a much finer job at producing a good beverage

2018-11-21 03:04:14 UTC  

**HOW IS STARBUCKS IN BUSINESS**

2018-11-21 03:04:18 UTC  

thats personal taste

2018-11-21 03:04:25 UTC  

@Dvir that one is gold

2018-11-21 03:04:31 UTC  

starbucks is basically the subway of coffee

2018-11-21 03:04:46 UTC  

you could do it yourself but you are too lazy too do so

2018-11-21 03:05:09 UTC  

So can kurig

2018-11-21 03:05:14 UTC  

@Dvir I think the folks at the Onion were burnt out, after being bought out by a Clinton affiliate in 2016 to influence their content during the election cycle, and wrote some of their best stuff coming out of that stupor.

2018-11-21 03:05:17 UTC  

Subway was my "forgot my lunch" lunch

2018-11-21 03:05:29 UTC  

my french press is beloved

2018-11-21 03:05:40 UTC  

Oh shit, I didn't know that happened