Message from @Pyro

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2018-11-21 03:04:09 UTC  

The coffee machine. At the library. Which accepted quarters. Did a much finer job at producing a good beverage

2018-11-21 03:04:14 UTC  

**HOW IS STARBUCKS IN BUSINESS**

2018-11-21 03:04:18 UTC  

thats personal taste

2018-11-21 03:04:25 UTC  

@Dvir that one is gold

2018-11-21 03:04:31 UTC  

starbucks is basically the subway of coffee

2018-11-21 03:04:46 UTC  

you could do it yourself but you are too lazy too do so

2018-11-21 03:05:09 UTC  

So can kurig

2018-11-21 03:05:14 UTC  

@Dvir I think the folks at the Onion were burnt out, after being bought out by a Clinton affiliate in 2016 to influence their content during the election cycle, and wrote some of their best stuff coming out of that stupor.

2018-11-21 03:05:17 UTC  

Subway was my "forgot my lunch" lunch

2018-11-21 03:05:29 UTC  

my french press is beloved

2018-11-21 03:05:40 UTC  

Oh shit, I didn't know that happened

2018-11-21 03:05:47 UTC  

Now there's a workplace cafeteria

2018-11-21 03:06:30 UTC  

I have to bring my own lunch

2018-11-21 03:06:36 UTC  

Small business

2018-11-21 03:06:50 UTC  

i know that feeling mate

2018-11-21 03:06:55 UTC  

I nearly always bring my own lunch

2018-11-21 03:07:04 UTC  

Every so often I forget it in the fridge

2018-11-21 03:07:17 UTC  

Because I slept in and need to rush out the door

2018-11-21 03:07:35 UTC  

Everyone I work with voted for trump.

2018-11-21 03:07:55 UTC  

There were heated talks when Trump won lol

2018-11-21 03:07:58 UTC  

sounds like a fun workplace

2018-11-21 03:08:03 UTC  

And we ain't even in America

2018-11-21 03:08:05 UTC  

Yeah.

2018-11-21 03:08:27 UTC  

Granted a couple of the people involved were dual citizens

2018-11-21 03:08:33 UTC  

One guy raged on Obama during my job interview (before the election)

2018-11-21 03:08:44 UTC  

lol

2018-11-21 03:08:52 UTC  

Lol

2018-11-21 03:09:14 UTC  

Yeah. He’s a half Hispanic, quarter Chinese, quarter Dutch immigrant.

2018-11-21 03:09:18 UTC  

@Dvir I don't know if I got fake newsed, but I remember being convinced that that was the case.

2018-11-21 03:09:31 UTC  

I can't say with certainty, more than two years after the fact, lol

2018-11-21 03:09:51 UTC  

almost certain they were purchased during or directly prior to election season

2018-11-21 03:10:10 UTC  

probably during

2018-11-21 03:10:18 UTC  

and I do remember a great number of incredibly cringeworthy fluff "satires" on the onion

2018-11-21 03:10:21 UTC  

during election season

2018-11-21 03:10:55 UTC  

focused on making Hillary Clinton look good, lol

2018-11-21 03:11:08 UTC  

Who is your guys favorite president?

2018-11-21 03:11:44 UTC  

so far it looks like trump

2018-11-21 03:12:05 UTC  

Washington!

2018-11-21 03:12:18 UTC  

Hard question. I don’t feel like I know enough to give an answer.

2018-11-21 03:12:22 UTC  

oh same

2018-11-21 03:12:34 UTC  

but with what i know it would be trump