My mom took the dogs to get a picture with Santa, oh my fucking god. But they’re so cute

On another note I didn’t know santa was brown? <:Thonk:373989693127262210>

I’m trying to smoke

HELLO

I indulged in the Christmas traditions of gløgg and klejner, æbleskiver and telling my grandmother she's still a young womam

Now I can rest till the eve of the 24th

thats not fair

I'm pretty fucked though. I'll have to somehow find a hairdresser/barber and then a photoshop/photographer that aren't overbooked, before the 23rd. Need to get this tickle-my-ass-when-I-sit hair cut proper, and get a portrait made for my grandparents. I can't afford to fail this quest

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 8!

Thank you Camp Guard

understandable

What is that you're brewing?

All I can say is the moon is shining bright

If you know what I mean

That is blessed

And I bless your eyes to never cease to notice bright shines

If you know what I mean

stop posting pics of me you creep

@Deleted User I don't know what you mean

Lol

I'm telling you don't go blind you blessed saint

But I'm sure you know what you're doing

im trying to smoke

You need a light?

no i need more weed

I ran out last night

You should stop smoking weed, and eat more eggs instead

How else are you going to be big and strong like Uncle Hal?

i aet too many eggs y u thinbk im smookeing

You do want big blond muscles with a whiff of kindness, right?

There are unruly dragons in those leaves my friend

If you ran out how are you trying to smoke?

i started smoking paper

What kind of paper?

tree

Plantfiber paper - which rolling paper is made of - or tree paper full of chemicals that are arguably worse for you than drinking tobacco tea - which can kill you, don't do it

When are they going to make weedsnus?

Then all you degenerates can get high without any odd culture-things attached

Im just goin to combine ecstasy and paper