On that subject

Yeah

I'm about to go on a date with this woman, but I'm looking too sexy today. I'm afraid she might throw her panties at me when I walk through the door. I'd rather her not cause a scene. What do?

Say you voted for Bernie

Oh shit that's good.

*Niko~Niko~Ni~*gger

Unfortunately, I don't believe in lying... and she knows I can't vote.

25.

I'm a felon.

Yeah bring that uo

She knows lol

Convert to Islam and blow the building up

Yes!

Woah. I'm a huge supporter of the Crusades and would be the first to volunteer for a Neo-Crusade Vanguard... That's big jump lol

*Allah subhanahu wa ta'ala~*

>.<

Well pull a crusader and pave way for the Ottoman empire by sieging Constantinople

Caucasian Emirate when?!

Crusades ultimately hurt Christianity

That would put a damper on things. Thanks, men.

GG @Phalanxman, you just advanced to level 3!

Woah. Fuck no, nigger.

Mongol Empire 2 when

If I didn't have to leave right now, I'd besiege this chat with some trebuchets.

Mao McDong does not approve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIMKJ43TFLs *ULAAAAAAAAN in the distance*

FOR CHRISTENDOM!!!!!

Smallville, KS

Ohio, us

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 2!

HELL YEAH! TEXAS IS THE BESTAS!

YEEEEE HAW, FUCKIN HAJIIS!

HE'LL YEAH BROTHER!

DAMN! YOU GOT MY DICK HARD!

FUCK YEAH! MERICAAAAAA

I'm going to fly the lone star from it!!!!

gtg find out if this woman is going to blow me or not.

see yah

So, what did I miss 😂

I’m actually about to die of “>_<“ and “>.<“ cancer.

😠 @Alpaca13