Breakfast today for my diet is 3 eggs, and a bowl of noodle and onion beef soup

A large breakfast, no eating the rest of the day, then a small meal at the end of the day, usually a small cup of sauteed and steamed vegetables.

Past the 30 pounds lost point, hoping for 40 pounds within the week.

Got an hour before my unit shows up. Last time I rode they let me do everything so they said I could ride with them again and I have no minimum hours required so I can leave everyday as early as I want (if I could) and be fine as long as I get all my skills done

We’re rolling out for the shift

Look at this cute dog, **LOOK**

Reminds me of that dog from the old kid's book from years ago

That one where a dog magically gained the ability to speak English from eating alphabet soup. Martha Speaks, I believe it was

😆

Had a more retarded premise than Clifford. But yeah, very cute dog Ms. Alpaca

Warhammer40K?

That shit always seemed pretty cool to me

You have unlocked a very deep memory in my brain, I had completely forgotten about that book.

That dog totally reminded me of Martha

GG @Deleted User, you just advanced to level 14!

Awww YEAH! Level 14! Only thing as good as this would be 88

I think I’m 16

Not sure though

https://youtu.be/sjivgLoikcg

I’m so fucking bored

We got one call and it’s because they’re constipated, but they’re autistic and have cerebral palsy and a mute so there’s a nurse watching over them. Still completely bullshit she wanted to call 911 OVER CONSTIPATION. WE ARE 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 SAVING EMERGENCY UNITS.

Wow, into the furnace that piece of shit goes

I don't mind the disabled, but useless burdens who can't even be used as janitors or ditch diggers would make better use stuffed alive in a furnace 😆

It's fuel and entertainment

https://youtu.be/11zW3vdGO1s

"Gawd diddles Jeezuz"

Bro this shit

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>when the thot got patrolled before he could patrol it

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Sandwich suicides lol

Most retarded peace deal of all time lol

>Please do not attack

How cucked

So milquetoast

😆

Nukes are coming