mom

are you okay mom what happened?

Sorry I was loading my lightbulb

What did you say I wasn't reading

mom he cut off his dick to get out of the national guard
I dont think that counts

Cousin Dennis is a patriot. You better show him some respect.

mom hes nevger even seen another country much less holda rifle

hes practically stolen valor

Well atleast we have someone to carve the turkey on thanksgiving

that was my job last year mom remember he cut off his dick again trying

I’m tired

I just passed out on the couch while watching 127 hours and woke up to the scene where he was cutting his nerve

Then immediately passed out again and I have no idea to where the fuck I was in the movie and rewinded to him cutting off his arm

🔪

<:fat_pepe:545580980094763040>

Him waiting for help while his arm was stuck

Royal Rangers

Tip for gains: a good trick is using whey protein shakes with a mix of vitamins and minerals. I do a triple intake of mutant mass due to my really shitty metabolism and I see results, but don’t be dependent on shakes alone. Be sure after every workout that you eat a protein heavy meal (chicken or lean meat better) with carbs (pasta best). Results guaranteed even for my skinny ass.

(I also add coffee instead of pure water or milk for an extra kick)

Why do people always feel the need to randomly share “gains” advice?

Last time some one said to get high and it was completely out the blue and then this

Like I didn’t know this was health class and I needed advice for gains

Also if you’re so buff send pictures or you’re lying

But also **fuck coffee**, shits nasty and not healthy

Never said I was buff, said this helps for gains for people with extreme metabolisms. Coffee can be unhealthy if you overuse it, plenty of good in coffee.

You seem upset though. What happened?

Now that the topic of gains is up, means that I providing my own insight isn't random at all

EAT REAL FOOD YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Why is it that all this protein powder and gain-food always come in huge bags or giant jars?

What about something that doesn't look like it belongs in industrial storage

Is it because you need so much of it at a time? Wouldn't it then just be easier to eat real food?

Bottom line is I don't understand what the hell that powder is

Name video games, movies, tv shows or fictional universes in general that would exist if Germany won the war

I’m not upset, it’s just weird how dudes in this server feel the need to share “gains tips” 😂

Like okay, let’s go work out then, get buff, rip the heads off of every corrupt politician <:pepe_nazi:544647258696581130>

Hopefully very few of the ones "we have" today, and video games probably would be more practical simulation-tier stuff, rather than entertainment

Video games are fun, but when the world outside isn't a clown world, only losers play video games 😏

Get buff bucko

So books or movies wouldn't even exist...

No Man in the high Castle equivalent but based around an iron curtain

No alt history novels

Video games has made me a lazy reader, I didn't even read your question properly :^)