I'll throw you out.

I needs mah virginny slims son

I don't have a job mom did you forget?

WHAT?

Im a hitman

now

nigga plis.

plis what mum

Kill someone with some fentanyl

and bring mommy her medicine

of course mum how do I grab that out of a screen tho

it's powder, it should fall right through

oh you mean a monitor screen

uh..

MAGIC

oh I meant playing the hitman games

you knew that tho right

mom?

sigh.. I'm so disappointed

2pac will kill me if I try to kill any negros and those are the only ones I ever get hifgered to kill

GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT!

I live on the second floor mom thats ur 50 yr old cousin

Hey you don't be mean to him, he's a disa bled vet.

mom he cut off his dick to get out of the national guard

I dont think that counts

mom

are you okay mom what happened?

Sorry I was loading my lightbulb

What did you say I wasn't reading

mom he cut off his dick to get out of the national guard
I dont think that counts

Cousin Dennis is a patriot. You better show him some respect.

mom hes nevger even seen another country much less holda rifle

hes practically stolen valor

Well atleast we have someone to carve the turkey on thanksgiving

that was my job last year mom remember he cut off his dick again trying

I’m tired

I just passed out on the couch while watching 127 hours and woke up to the scene where he was cutting his nerve

Then immediately passed out again and I have no idea to where the fuck I was in the movie and rewinded to him cutting off his arm

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Him waiting for help while his arm was stuck