Korean girls should be illegal.

no asain girls should be

yeah you right

Thai girls are fucking hot too

it should be against the law to be that attractive

truck em' and dump em' m8

I like the cut of your jib sir

goto sleep, if you lose your job your mom will make you move out

I'm gonna go cook

you are my mom

mom

Yeah I know

don't lose your job

I'll throw you out.

I needs mah virginny slims son

I don't have a job mom did you forget?

WHAT?

Im a hitman

now

nigga plis.

plis what mum

Kill someone with some fentanyl

and bring mommy her medicine

of course mum how do I grab that out of a screen tho

it's powder, it should fall right through

oh you mean a monitor screen

uh..

MAGIC

oh I meant playing the hitman games

you knew that tho right

mom?

sigh.. I'm so disappointed

2pac will kill me if I try to kill any negros and those are the only ones I ever get hifgered to kill

GET OUT OF MY BASEMENT!

I live on the second floor mom thats ur 50 yr old cousin

Hey you don't be mean to him, he's a disa bled vet.

mom he cut off his dick to get out of the national guard

I dont think that counts

mom

are you okay mom what happened?

Sorry I was loading my lightbulb