but now norway will rule all

Even you can't melt that glacier

hal norway will own all nordic countrys before my lifetime ends

i wqill create the norsk imperium

My boots make me 2 inches taller. MASTER DECEPTION

>bongo
>deity
>before my lifetime ends

im talkng about this generation of bongo

There is only one generation of bongo, it is eternal

i already said that a human is selected to be the next bongo

after that one dies

@Justin Burger (Major-GA) For some reason I misread that as smaller, and I was just about to try and figure out how that was even possible, when I reread it right

I said this a long time ago

have you forgotten

Sounds like some hippie buddhism to me ||Totally not like the concept of paragons in paganism||

thats because ur like 3 ft

I'll spit you in the nostrils kid

yeah okay hal and it isnt like any other religion

its bongoism

its both a religion and a way of life

You're plagiarizing paganism with an element of monotheism

Can I join

fuck off i know literally nothing about paganism

Join Tommy

I'm joining Bongoism

the only thing I know about any form of paganism is some of the pantheons

My girlfriend's aunt is pagan

It's rather odd imo

thats why bongoism m8

hal is wrong

I dont even know why there are 9 paragons

There are 2 churches, one of Bongo, then the newer Church of Hal.

no

hal just has a slightly different school of thought

its not like orthodoxy and christianity

So the difference between most sects of christianity?

he is like anglican

i am like catholic

he forms a small part of slightly different beliefs

Except orthodoxy, which still honors warrior saints, and has men who bless weapons/bombs.

no

like what i said