The last dream I remember involved me, oprah Winfrey and the scooby gang fighting hulk hogan in an abandoned wherehouse while ice deported some mexican

That's a very nice dream

I stabbed hulk hogan with car keys

It was so sad

rip

*Digger

I chug cough syrup

Then smoke meth

And inject pcp into my toes

That's a bit extreme

No

Pcp does sound fun tho

It is also possible to have fun without it

I have made such a huge mistake staying up late

Oh why did I do this to myself

Remember how shitty you feel right now

And use that to not make the mistake again

I have no knees

I'll make sure I'll have knees again

So says jesus crust

>tfw you delete the txt file with all your passwords but only notice it a month later

I’ve felt this way many times before, and I continue to do it lmao

Stop doing it

I can’t

You must

Do it for ol' Hal

It’s so good to stay up late...but wake up early to burning red eyes sucks

You know what is good?

Oranges

Waking up 5 minutes before your alarm goes off, feeling well rested

Smoke some weed to make them BURN MORE

GG @trainer of the sacred silcoon, you just advanced to level 6!

No weed

Weed is the staple of crustianity

In high school I had a severe problem where throughout the school year I kept waking up earlier and earlier before my alarm and couldn’t go back to sleep. Eventually it reached 5-6am and I was exhausted everyday

Ooof

I wake up those times anyway, so rip

My body would anticipate my alarm going off so I kept waking up thinking it would go off soon and I no control

SAME

That’s another reason why I stay up late because if I’m exhausted i go into a really deep sleep and don’t wake up until my alarm goes off